Movie Stars:
Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe: "You must think I was born yesterday." (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes)

Marilyn Monroe singing: "Diamonds are a girl's best friend!" (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes)

Marilyn Monroe singing: "A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend." (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes)

Marilyn Monroe: "It's a terrible thing to be lonesome!" (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes)

Taylor Holmes?: "Have you got the nerve to stand there and expect me to believe that you don't want to marry my son for his money?"

Marilyn Monroe: "It's true."

Holmes: "Then what do you want to marry him for?"

Monroe: "I want to marry him for your money." (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?)

Marilyn Monroe: "Please, help me!" (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes)

Marilyn Monroe: "If you've nothing more to say, pray scat." (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes)

Marilyn Monroe: "Sometimes my brain gets real starved!" (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes)

Marilyn Monroe: "Let's drink a toast! Do you know this one?
There was an old fellow named Sydney,
Who drank till he ruined a kidney,
It shriveled and shrank, but he drank and he drank,
He had his fun doing it, didn't he?"  (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes)

Marilyn Monroe: "Well, you know what they say about girls who wear glasses."

Man: "What are you talking about?"

Monroe: "Men aren't attentive to girls who wear glasses." (How to Marry a Millionaire)

Marilyn Monroe: "C'mon now. Everything's fine!" (The Seven-Year Itch)

Marilyn Monroe: "How do you know what a pretty girl wants?" (The Seven Year Itch)

Marilyn Monroe: "I've been thinking about it, and I... I... I'd like to stay here with you tonight. I'd like to sleep here." (The Seven-Year Itch)

Marilyn Monroe: "Hi! ... It's me. Don't you remember? The tomato from upstairs." (The Seven-Year Itch)

Marilyn Monroe: "Well ... goodnight." (The Seven-Year Itch)

Marilyn Monroe: "Bon voyage." (Some Like It Hot)

Marilyn Monroe singing: "I wanna be loved by you, alone ... Boo boopy doo." (Some Like It Hot)

More Marilyn Monroe singing. (Some Like It Hot)

Tony Curtis: "... water polo."

Marilyn Monroe: "Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?"

Curtis: "I'll say -- I had two ponies drown under me." (Some Like It Hot)

Sfx: Someone swimming.

Dean Martin: "Get outta there!... Folks [inaudible]"

Marilyn Monroe: "<giggle> Come on it! The water's so refreshing! Ya know, after you've done, uh, you know what. <giggle>"

(from the unfinished movie being filmed when Monroe died, Something's Got to Give)

Marilyn Monroe -- a.k.a. Norma Jean Baker -- in the last interview before her death: "After all, I am the blonde, and it is Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Because they always kept saying, 'Remember, you're not a star.' I says, 'Well, whatever I am, I'm the blonde.' "

Marilyn Monroe singing Happy Birthday to John F. Kennedy.

Marilyn Monroe in ad for Royal Triton: "This is the first car I ever owned. I call her Cynthia. She's going to have the best care a car ever had ... Put Royal Triton in Cynthia's little tummy."

Gas station attendant: "Right, lady."

Monroe: "Cynthia will just love that Royal Triton."