12

Bette Davis: "You're not much of a bargain, ya know. You're conceited and thoughtless and messy." (All About Eve)

25

Bette Davis: "As it happens, there are particular aspects of my life to which I would like to maintain sole and exclusive rights and privileges." (All About Eve)

13

Bette Davis: "Fasten your seatbelts... It's going to be a bumpy night." (All About Eve)

7

Bette Davis: "I don't think that's funny." (All About Eve)

5

Bette Davis: "I hate men." (All About Eve)

7

Bette Davis: "I detest cheap sentiment." (All About Eve)

8

Bette Davis: "I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair." (Cabin in the Cotton)

9

Bette Davis: "You're a vile, sorry little bitch!" (Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte)

16

Bette Davis: "Now let me see, what was it you call your job? Oh, yes, public relations. Sounds like something pretty dirty to me!" (Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte)

52

Bette Davis: "You dirty swine! I never cared for you, not once! I was always making [inaudible]! Ya bored me stiff! I hated ya! It made me sick when I had to let ya kiss me! I only did it because ya begged me! Ya hounded me! Ya drove me crazy! And after ya kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth! Wipe my mouth!" (Of Human Bondage)

8

Robert De Niro: "Come out, come out, wherever you are." (Cape Fear)

23

Robert De Niro: "Every man carries a circle of hell around his head like a halo. Every man, every man has to go through hell to reach his paradise." (Cape Fear)

73

Robert De Niro as Jack Byrnes: "All right, now look, Focker. I'm a patient man. That's what 19 months in a Vietnamese prison camp will do to ya. But, I will be watching you, studying your every move, and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first-born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown." (Meet the Parents)

9

Robert DeNiro: "Someday a real rain'll come and wash all the scum off the streets." (Taxi Driver)

39

Robert DeNiro: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you... You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you're talkin' to?" (Taxi Driver)

6

Robert De Niro: "Now just shut your goddamned pie hole!" (This Boy's Life)

20

Robert DeNiro: "I always say people can call me anything they want as long as they don't call me late for supper." (This Boy's Life)

12

Robert DeNiro: "Can we go now, please, people? A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow." (Wag the Dog)

16

Robert De Niro: "If I hear anymore s*** outta you, I'm gonna f***in' bust your head, and I'm gonna stick your head in the f***in' toilet bowl, and I'm gonna make it stay there." (Shaw says this sound comes from Midnight Run.)

22

Clint Eastwood: "You've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?'... Well, do ya, punk?" (Dirty Harry)

80

Men laughing.

Clint Eastwood: "I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughin'. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now, if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."

Sfx: Gunshots. (A Fistful of Dollars)

22

Trademark riff from the theme music of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

8

Clint Eastwood: "Put your drawers on and take your gun off." (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)

6

Clint Eastwood: "Well, right now I don't feel too agreeable." (High Plains Drifter) -- Thanks, Frank.

7

Clint Eastwood: "Are you gonna pull those pistols, or whistle Dixie?" (The Outlaw Josey Wales)

6

Clint Eastwood: "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy." (The Outlaw Josey Wales)

Note: Thanks to everyone who wrote to WavSource clarifying that this sound does indeed come from The Outlaw Josey Wales.

21

Clint Eastwood: "If I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long."

Chief Dan George: "I notice when you get to dislikin' someone, they ain't around for long, neither." (The Outlaw Josey Wales) -- Thanks, Dan.

10

Clint Eastwood: "Go ahead... Make my day." (Sudden Impact)

21

Clint Eastwood: "Who in America gives these, uh, lawyers the... to be the self-appointed vigilantes to, uh, to enforce the law?" (Testifying before Congress about the many frivolous lawsuits he'd endured under the Americans with Disabilities Act, circa 1996)