Movies:
Animal House
(a.k.a. National Lampoon's Animal House)

John Belushi: "My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."

Lisa Baur: "Would you rather be alone?"

Kevin Bacon: "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Lisa Baur: "No, really... Anything."

Mark Metcalf: "Assume the position."

John Vernon as Dean Wormer: "You'll get your chance, smart guy!"

James Widdoes as Hoover: "I'd like to address these charges one at a time, if I may."

Verna Bloom: "You... still wanna show me your cucumber?"

Mark Metcalf: "For God's sake! What kind of man hits a defenseless animal??"

Mark Metcalf: "You're a goddamned disgrace!"

Peter Riegert: "I've done a lot of things you don't know about."

John Vernon: "Then, as of this moment, they're on double secret probation."

James Widdoes: "We're on double secret probation, whatever that is."

John Belushi: "Seven years of college down the drain!"

College girls: "Eewww!"

John Vernon: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

John Belushi: "Food fight!!!"

John Vernon: "The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me."

Tim Matheson: "Is this any way to treat an intimate friend?"

Tim Matheson: "I think we have to go all-out. I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."

John Belushi: "And we're just the guys to do it."

James Widdoes: "I think you'd be glad later if you weren't here now."

Lisa Baur: "I know what you must be going through."

Tim Matheson: "We are gonna die."

Stephen Furst: "Oh, boy, is this great!"

Mark Metcalf: "Now listen up, you nauseating pile of blubber!"

Tom Hulce: "I think it's locked or something."

John Belushi as Bluto: "Hey! ... What's this lyin' around s***??"

Tim Matheson: "I got news for ya, pal. They're gonna nail us no matter what we do!"

John Belushi: "Ah, thanks... I needed that."

John Belushi: "Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

Stephen Furst as Flounder: "I hope I score! Oh boy! Oh boy!"

John Vernon: "Out with it!"

Sfx: Vomit.

Martha Smith as Babs: "That boy is a P-I-G, pig!"

Tim Matheson: "He can't do that to our pledges."

Peter Riegert: "Only we can do that to our pledges."

Tim Matheson: "Point of parliamentary procedure!"

James Widdoes: "Don't screw around. They're serious this time."

Matheson: "Take it easy. I'm in pre-law, man."

Peter Riegert: "I thought you were pre-med."

Matheson: "What's the difference?"

James Daughton: "Don't you have any respect for yourself?"

Peter Riegert: "This is ridiculous."

Tom Hulce: "What are we gonna do?"

Riegert and Tim Matheson: "... Road trip."

Tim Matheson: "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules."

John Vernon: "Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be out of here like s*** through a goose."

John Vernon: "Speak when you're told to speak and not before!"

John Vernon: "I am gonna string 'em up by the balls! That's what I'm gonna do!"

Martha Smith: "Is it supposed to be this soft?"

Lisa Baur: "I don't know how to tell you... so, I'm just gonna tell you."

John Belushi and others: "Toga... Toga!... Toga!... Toga!... Toga!"

Tim Matheson: "You guys up for a toga party?"

John Belushi: "Toga! Toga!"

James Widdoes: "We've gotta do something."

Peter Riegert: "He's right."

Tim Matheson: "You're right... We've gotta do something."

Riegert: "Absolutely."

Matheson: "Ya know what we gotta do?"

Riegert and Matheson: "... Toga party."

James Widdoes: "That's not true!"

John Vernon: "Not another word!"

Peter Riegert: "I gotta work on my game."

Tim Matheson: "No, no, no. Don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself."

Mark Metcalf: "You're all worthless and weak. Now drop and give me twenty!"

John Vernon: "What the f***'s going on down there??"

Douglas Kenney as Stork: "Well, what the hell we supposed to do, ya moron??"

Tim Matheson: "Okay, this guy's a real zero; that's true."