Movies:
Arthur

Jill Eikenberry as Susan Johnson: "A real woman could stop you from drinking."

Dudley Moore as Arthur Bach: "It'd have to be a real big woman."

Sir John Gielgud as Hobson: "Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."

Sir John Gielgud: "As we can all see, it's a lovely day, which would seem to indicate that the night is over."

Dudley Moore: "I wish I had a dime for every dime I have."

Dudley Moore laughing.

Sir John Gielgud: "I've taken the liberty of anticipating your condition, and I've brought you orange juice, coffee, and aspirins, or do you need to throw up."

Sir John Gielgud: "I'll alert the media."

Sir John Gielgud: "You obviously have a wonderful economy with words. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness."