Movies:
CaddyShack

Sarah Holcomb as Maggie O'Hooligan: "Oh, God, that's all I need!"

Bill Murray as Carl Spackler: "...and that's all she wrote."

Ted Knight as Judge Smails: "There's a lot of, uh, well, badness in the world today. I see it in court everyday. I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it... Felt I owed it to them... The most important decision you can make right now is what do you stand for, Danny... goodness or badness?"

Bill Murray: "C'mon, bark like a dog for me. Bark like a dog!"

Chevy Chase as Ty Webb, singing: "I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first."

Bill Murray: "Cannonball it! Cannonball! Cannonball comin'. Cannonball comin'."

Bill Murray: "He's gotta be pleased with that! The crowd is just on its feet here. He's the Cinderella boy."

Chevy Chase: "My dad... never liked you."

Ted Knight: "It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat. Ha, ha, heh, heh!"

John F. Barmon, Jr.: "Are you gonna eat your fat?"

Ted Knight: "Spaulding!"

Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik: "Hey, you wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way?"

Ted Knight: "You're drinking too much, Your Excellency."

Henry Wilcoxon as the Bishop: "Excellency fiddlesticks! My name's Fred, and I'm just a man, same as you are."

Knight: "You're not a man, you're a Bishop, for God's sakes!"

Wilcoxon: "There is no God."

Ted Knight: "How 'bout a Fresca?"

Rodney Dangerfield: "Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. Well, you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?... Oh, it looks good on you, though."

Bill Murray: "Uh, hello, Mr. Gopher. Yeah, it's me, Mr. Squirrel. Yeah, hi. Uh, just a harmless squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything, nothing to be worried about."

Rodney Dangerfield: "Hey, everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"

Bill Murray: "Cinderella story, outta nowhere, a former greenskeeper, now, about to become The Masters champion."

Sfx: Golf swing.

Murray: "It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

Young woman: <coughs> "What kind of s*** is this?!"

John F. Barmon, Jr., as Spaulding: "It's the best, man. I got it from a Negro!"

Cindy Morgan as Lacey Underall: "I tried calling, but they don't have a listing for Mr. Wonderful."

Chevy Chase: "What, uh, spelling did you use?"

Bill Murray: "Ooo, that was a good one! Ooo, that was right where you wanted it! Ooo, Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman, you know that? You're a little monkey woman. You're lean, and you're mean, and you're not too far between, either, I bet, are ya?"

McFiddish: "Carl! Damn your eyes, man!"

Chevy Chase: "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na..." (imitating the sound effects from The Six Million Dollar Man"

Rodney Dangerfield: "I bet you slice into the woods a hundred bucks."

Ted Knight: "Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice."

Sfx: Golf swing, tree limb.

Knight: "Damn!"

Dangerfield: "Okay, you can owe me."

Knight: "I owe you nothing!"

Bill Murray: "You got a pool over there?"

Chevy Chase: "We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you."

Ted Knight: "I demand satisfaction."

Ted Knight: "I'll see you two tomorrow morning on the golf course!"

Ted Knight: "Some people simply do not belong."

Cindy Morgan: "I bet you've got a lot of nice ties."

Chevy Chase: "What do you mean?"

Morgan: "You wanna tie me up with some of your ties... Ty?"

Chevy Chase: "To me there's a subtle perfection in everything I do. I have my own standards, my own way."

Sarah Holcomb: "Well, t'anks for nuthin'!"

Rodney Dangerfield: "Well, this whole place sucks. That's right, it sucks."

Bill Murray: " 'But when you die, on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness'... So I got that goin' for me... which is nice."

Michael O'Keefe as Danny Noonan: "I'm in big trouble."

Sarah Holcomb: "Oh, yeah?... Me too. I'm late."

O'Keefe: "Late for what?"

Holcomb: "For not bein' pregnant!"

Ted Knight: "Well?... We're waiting!"

Cindy Morgan: "Ya wanna get high?"