Movies:
Dr. Strangelove

George C. Scott as General Buck Turgidson: "I don't know exactly how to put this, sir, but are you aware of what a serious breach of security that would be? I mean, he'd see everything! He'd, he'd see the big board!"

Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley: "Put everything you've got into those two sectors, and you can't miss!"

George C. Scott as General Buck Turgidson: "Mr. President... I'm beginning to smell a big, fat Commie rat."

Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove: "It could easily be accomplished with a computer."

Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove: "They are connected to a gigantic complex of computers."

Sterling Hayden as General Jack Ripper: "I can no longer sit back and allow... Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion... and the international Communist conspiracy... to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

George C. Scott: "You just start your countdown, and ol' Bucky'll be back here before you can say... blast off."

George C. Scott: "That's a damned lie! I saw him with my own eyes!"

Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove: "It would not be difficult, mein führer! Nuclear reactors could – Heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President... Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered."

Peter Bull as Soviet Ambassador de Sadesky: "The Doomsday Machine."

Peter Sellers as the President: "The Doom, the Doomsday Machine? What is that?"

Bull: "A device which will destroy all human and animal life on Earth."

Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley: "What is going on here? I demand an explanation!"

George C. Scott: "Uh, so, let's get going. There's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids."

Peter Bull: "You don't have any fresh fish?"

Man: "I'm afraid not, sir."

Bull: "Your eggs, then. They are fresh?"

Man: "Oh, yes, sir."

Bull: "I will have poached eggs. And bring me some cigars, please – Havana cigars."

Man: "And that will be all for you, sir?"

Bull: "Yes."

Man: "Then I'll see to it right away."

2nd Man: "Try one of these Jamaican cigars, ambassador. They're pretty good."

Bull: "Thank you, no. I do not support the work of imperialist stooges."

2nd Man: "Oh. Only commie stooges, huh?"

George C. Scott: "Mr. President, are you gonna let that lousy commie punk vomit all over us like this?"

Sterling Hayden: "Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence."

Peter Sellers as the President: "Dr. Strangelove, do we have anything like that in the works?"

Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove: "A moment, please, Mr. President."

Keenan Wynn as Colonel Bat Guano: "I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts."

James Earl Jones as Lieutenant Lothar Zogg: "Negative function."

James Earl Jones: "Uh, still negative function."

James Earl Jones: "Still negative, sir. The operating circuits are dead, sir."

Peter Sellers as the President: "This man is obviously a psychotic."

Slim Pickens: "Well, shoot!!"

Peter Bull: "Our source was The New York Times."

Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove: "Yes, but, uh, the whole idea of the Doomsday Machine is lost... if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, eh??"

Peter Bull: "It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Premier loves surprises."

Slim Pickens as Major T.J. 'King' Kong: "Well, boys, I reckon this is it – nuclear combat, toe-to-toe with the Ruskies."

Sterling Hayden: "Total commitment."

Sterling Hayden: "Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?"

Peter Sellers as Group Captain Lionel Mandrake: "No, I don't think I do, sir. No."

Hayden: "He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might've been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought."

Peter Sellers as the President: "You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove: "And, so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process, which rules out human meddling, the Doomsday Machine is terrifying, simple to understand, and completely credible and convincing."

George C. Scott, whispering: "Gee, I wish we had one o' them doomsday machines!"