Movies:
A Fish Called Wanda

File Name & Size Description of Wav Sound
movies/fish_called_wanda/apologize.wav" title="added March 6, 2004">Apologize
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John Cleese as Archie Leach: "All right, all right, I apologize. I'm really, really sorry. I apologize unreservedly. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future."

movies/fish_called_wanda/attractive_man.wav" title="added July 24, 2004">Attractive man
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Kevin Kline as Otto: "You're a very attractive man, Ken. You're smart. You've got wonderful bones, great eyes, and you dress really interestingly."

movies/fish_called_wanda/big_fan.wav" title="added July 24, 2004">Big fan
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Jamie Lee Curtis as Wanda Gershwitz: "Oh, I'm a big fan of yours! I love the way you, uh, cross-examine... Oh, I really admire your work."

movies/fish_called_wanda/disappointed.wav" title="added July 24, 2004">Disappointed
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Kevin Kline: "Disappointed!!... Son of a bitch!"

movies/fish_called_wanda/england_is_fine.wav" title="added July 24, 2004">England is fine
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Kevin Kline: "England is a fine country."

movies/fish_called_wanda/everybody1.wav" title="added July 24, 2004">Everybody 1
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Jamie Lee Curtis: "Everybody does it in America."

John Cleese: "Well, not in England. It's strictly forbidden."

movies/fish_called_wanda/everybody2.wav" title="added July 24, 2004">Everybody 2
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Jamie Lee Curtis: "C'mon, Archie. Everybody does it in America."

John Cleese: "Well, not in this country they don't!"

Curtis: "Oh, right. Like nobody lies in England."

movies/fish_called_wanda/hes_mine.wav" title="added July 24, 2004">He's mine!
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Kevin Kline: "I love watching your ass when you walk! Is that beautiful, or what??... Don't go near him – he's mine!!"

movies/fish_called_wanda/stupid1.wav" title="added July 24, 2004">Stupid 1
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Kevin Kline: "Don't, uh, ever, ever... ever... call me stupid, okay?"

movies/fish_called_wanda/thank_you.wav" title="added July 24, 2004">Thank you
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Jamie Lee Curtis: "Thank you for this... I'll treasure it."

movies/fish_called_wanda/thinking.wav" title="added July 24, 2004">Thinking
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Sfx: Gunshots and ricochets.

Jamie Lee Curtis: "What are you doing?"

Kevin Kline: "I'm thinking!"

movies/fish_called_wanda/twerp2.wav" title="added July 26, 2001. updated July 24, 2004"> Twerp
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Kevin Kline: "You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant twerp, scum bag, f***-face, dick-head, asshole!"

John Cleese: "How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"

Kline: "You're the Bulgarian, you f***! Now, apologize!"

Cleese: "...Uh, me to you?


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