Movies:
Goodfellas

Joe Pesci: "I'm funny how? I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f***in' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"

Ray Liotta: "You know – how you tell the story. What..."

Pesci: "No, no, I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*** am I funny? What the f*** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."

Ray Liotta: "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."