Movies:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

John Cleese as Tim: "Death awaits you all, with nasty, big, pointed teeth!"

Eric Idle: "Bring out your dead!"

Michael Palin: "We are now the Knights who say... Ecky ecky ecky ecky, bih-kang, zoop-boing, zowenzum."

Old man: "I feel happy, I feel happy, I feel... Uhhh!"

Graham Chapman as King Arthur: "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!"

John Cleese as the Black Knight: "Yes, I have."

Chapman: "Look!"

Cleese: "It's just a flesh wound."

John Cleese: "I fart in your general direction!"

Michael Palin: "Oh Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayst blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."

Michael Palin: "This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who!"

Terry Gilliam: "Heh heh heh, hee hee hee, heh heh."

First couple of bars from the movie theme song.

Sfx: Arrow flying through air, striking target.

Eric Idle: "Message for you, sir."

Narrator: "And there was much rejoicing."

Michael Palin: "We are the Knights Who Say... Nih!"

Michael Palin: "Nih!"

Michael Palin: "We shall say Nih again to you... if you do not appease us."

John Cleese: "None shall pass."

Graham Chapman: "What?"

Cleese: "None shall pass!"

Old man: "I'm not dead!"

Eric Idle: "Here. He says he's not dead."

John Cleese: "Yes, he is."

Old man: "I'm not!"

Graham Chapman: "Now stand aside, worthy adversary."

John Cleese: " 'Tis but a scratch!"

Chapman: "A scratch?! Your arm's off!"

Cleese: "No, it isn't."

Chapman: "Well, what's that, then?"

Cleese: "I've had worse."

Chapman: "You lie!"

Cleese: "C'mon, you pansy!"

Michael Palin: "And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats..."

Graham Chapman: "Please, please! No more!"

Michael Palin as Dennis: "Help, help! I'm being repressed!"

Michael Palin: "We are the keepers of the sacred words ... Nih, Ping, and Nee-wahm!"

Michael Palin: "The Knights who say Nih demand a sacrifice!"

Michael Palin: "We want ... a shrubbery!"

Shock music stinger.

Carol Cleveland: "You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!"

Women: "A spanking, a spanking!"

Carol Cleveland: "Spank me!"

Other women: "And spank me! -- And me! -- And me!"

John Cleese: "Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."

Old man: "Now this is what they did..."

Knight: "Ah hah!"

Woman: "Frank!"

John Cleese: "There are some who call me... Tim."

Old crone: "Ughfff!"

Graham Chapman: "Are you sure he's got one?"

John Cleese: "Oh yes, it's very nice."

Graham Chapman: "Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery?"

Shock music stinger.

Old crone: "Who sent you?"

Chapman: "The Knights who say Nih."

Crone: "Ughfff! No! Never! We've no shrubberies here!"

John Cleese: "You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!"

John Cleese: "Then you shall die."

Eric Idle as Sir Robin: "You tit!"