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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

File Name KB Description of Wav Sound
14

John Cleese as Tim: "Death awaits you all, with nasty, big, pointed teeth!"

Bring out your dead 9

Eric Idle: "Bring out your dead!"

18

Michael Palin: "We are now the Knights who say... Ecky ecky ecky ecky, bih-kang, zoop-boing, zowenzum."

English pig-dogs 10 John Cleese: "You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs!"
14

Old man: "I feel happy, I feel happy, I feel... Uhhh!"

Flesh wound 16

Graham Chapman as King Arthur: "Look, you stupid bastard! You've got no arms left!"

John Cleese as the Black Knight: "Yes, I have."

Chapman: "Look!"

Cleese: "It's just a flesh wound."

11 John Cleese: "I move ... for no man."
8

John Cleese: "I fart in your general direction!"

21

Michael Palin: "Oh Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayst blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."

Happy occasion 19

Michael Palin: "This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who!"

13

Terry Gilliam: "Heh heh heh, hee hee hee, heh heh."

5 Woman: "Hello!"
Holy Grail music 11

First couple of bars from the movie theme song.

Message for you, sir 7

Sfx: Arrow flying through air, striking target.

Eric Idle: "Message for you, sir."

Much rejoicing 9

Narrator: "And there was much rejoicing."

Nih 9

Michael Palin: "We are the Knights Who Say... Nih!"

6

Michael Palin: "Nih!"

Nih again 14

Michael Palin: "We shall say Nih again to you... if you do not appease us."

13

John Cleese: "None shall pass."

Graham Chapman: "What?"

Cleese: "None shall pass!"

12

Old man: "I'm not dead!"

Eric Idle: "Here. He says he's not dead."

John Cleese: "Yes, he is."

Old man: "I'm not!"

30

Graham Chapman: "Now stand aside, worthy adversary."

John Cleese: " 'Tis but a scratch!"

Chapman: "A scratch?? Your arm's off!"

Cleese: "No, it isn't."

Chapman: "Well, what's that, then?"

Cleese: "I've had worse."

Chapman: "You lie!"

Cleese: "C'mon, ya pansy!"

29

Michael Palin: "And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats..."

5

Graham Chapman: "Please! Please, no more!"

5 Graham Chapman: "I order you to be quiet!!"
6

Michael Palin as Dennis: "Help! Help, I'm being repressed!"

Run away 13 Knights: "Run away! Run away!"
21

Michael Palin: "We are the keepers of the sacred words ... Nih, Ping, and Nee-wahm!"

13

Michael Palin: "The Knights Who Say Nih demand a sacrifice!"

Shrubbery 14

Michael Palin: "We want ... a shrubbery!"

Shock music stinger.

So be it 5 Graham Chapman: "So be it!"
Spank her 15

Carol Cleveland: "You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!"

Women: "A spanking, a spanking!"

Spank me 7

Carol Cleveland: "Spank me!"

Other women: "And spank me! – and me! – and me!"

5 Michael Palin: "What a strange person!"
10

John Cleese: "Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."

This is what they did 17

Old man: "Now this is what they did..."

Knight: "Ah hah!"

Woman: "Frank!"

14

John Cleese: "There are some who call me... Tim."

8

Old crone: "Ughfff!"

11

Graham Chapman: "Are you sure he's got one?"

John Cleese: "Oh, yes, it's very nice."

28

Graham Chapman: "Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery?"

Shock music stinger.

Old crone: "Who sent you?"

Chapman: "The Knights Who Say Nih."

Crone: "Ughfff! No! Never! We've no shrubberies here!"

10

John Cleese: "You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!"

You shall die 8

John Cleese: "Then you shall die."

4

Eric Idle as Sir Robin: "You tit!"


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