Movies:
Pee-wee's Big Adventure

Paul Reubens as Pee-wee Herman: "Where's the basement?"

Jan Hooks as Tina: "Excuse me?"

Pee-wee: "Aren't we going to see the basement?"

Hooks: "Tee hee! There's no basement at the Alamo! Hee hee hee!"

Pee-wee: "Everyone I know has a big but."

Pee-wee: "I don't know!"

Pee-wee: "I know you are, but what am I?"

Mark Holton as Francis: "You're a nerd!"

Pee-wee: "I know you are, but what am I?"

Holton: "You're an idiot!"

Pee-wee: "I know you are, but what am I?"

Both together: "I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I??"

Pee-wee: "Infinity!"

Pee-wee: "La, la, la, la, la, la!"

Alice Nunn as Large Marge: "Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya! Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

Pee-wee: "You can't just wish and hope for something to come true. You have to make it happen."

Pee-wee: "I meant to do that."

Pee-wee: "Oh. Heh, heh, heh. My mistake."

Jason Hervey: "I am ready! I am always ready! I have been ready! I am ready!"

First Texan: "Hey, kid. What's your name?"

Pee-wee: "I ... can't remember."

Second Texan: "Where ya from?"

Pee-wee: "I can't remember."

First Texan: "Can't ya remember anything?"

Pee-wee: "I remember ... the Alamo."

Crowd of Texans: "Yaaa-hooooo!!"

Pee-wee: "Scuse me... scuse me... scuse me... heh heh... scuse me."

Pee-wee: "Why? What's the significance?? I don't know!"

Pee-wee: "Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer!"

Pee-wee: "Thanks a lot, dudes."

Theme music.

Pee-wee: "Too late!"

Pee-wee: "I'm trying to use the phone!"

Alice Nunn: "Yes, sir. That was the worst accident I ever seen."