Movies:
Snakes on a Plane

Samuel L. Jackson as FBI agent Neville Flynn: "But why don't we leapfrog all that bulls*** – save ourselves a lot of aggravation and time, of which there's close to zero."

Bobby Cannavale as Special Agent Hank Harris: "Get that piece-o-s*** attorney on the phone."

Samuel L. Jackson: "Whatever you find, you bring it to me... and I don't need to tell you to be careful."

Julianna Margulies as flight attendant Claire Miller: "All we need is a digital camera and a computer."

Rachel Blanchard as Mercedes Harbont: "Did I just hear there's no first class?"

Julianna Margulies: "I'm afraid only coach is available."

Blanchard: "Coach?... Is it safe there?"

Julianna Margulies: "Here's what we're gonna do – You are gonna close your eyes and count very slowly to ten."

Bruce James as flight attendant Ken: "Yeah! Ha, ha! Who's your daddy now, bitch??"

David Koechner as co-pilot Rick: "You're looking especially delicious this evening."

Julianna Margulies: "I love it when you demean me, Rick."

Koechner: "My pleasure."

Flex Alexander as Clarence Dewey, a.k.a. Three G's: "It's disgusting up in here! Stay away from me!"

Samuel L. Jackson: "Do as I say and you live."

Samuel L. Jackson: "Do as I say and you live."

Samuel L. Jackson: "We're doing that. It doesn't seem to be doing much good."

Kevin McNulty as air traffic controller Emmett Bradley: "We acknowledge your emergency. You have priority."

Samuel L. Jackson: "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf***in' snakes on this motherf***in' plane!!"

Samuel L. Jackson: "What was the first thing I said to you?"

Samuel L. Jackson: "He knows who you are."

Julianna Margulies: "Hello! Can anybody hear me??"

Samuel L. Jackson: "You know you miss it. You miss the action. You're bored to tears."

Flex Alexander: "Ya see, at the end of the day, the music business is still a business. Ya see, I'm all about taking the music and the business to the next level, ya know what I'm sayin'? That's when evolution becomes revolution."

Samuel L. Jackson: "It's my job to handle life-and-death situations on a daily basis. It's what I do, and I'm very good at it."

Julianna Margulies: "This better be a matter of national security."

Samuel L. Jackson: "I'll see you on the other side."

Samuel L. Jackson: "I'm gonna email you some pictures, all right?"

Samuel L. Jackson: "Whoooo!! All praises to the Playstation!!"

Samuel L. Jackson: "Well, that's good news – snakes on crack."

Samuel L. Jackson: "So, what are you actually doing with your time?"

Bobby Cannavale: "Surfin' the 'Net."

Jackson: "Porn, no doubt."

Cannavale: "No, hey, eBay, my cynical-minded friend. I'm right in the middle of a bidding war with this punk-ass kid from Iowa for this black, velvet Pamela Anderson poster... not technically porn."

David Koechner: "Sucks to be you right now."

Sunny Mabrey as flight attendant Tiffany Englehart: "That is so...... hot."

Flex Alexander: "Yeah, I know that's right. Heh, heh, heh."

Samuel L. Jackson: "He's the toughest son of a bitch I ever met."

Flex Alexander: "Hey, man, are you playing that damned video game, or is that video game playing you, son?"

Kevin McNulty: "Somebody wanna tell me what's going on up there?"

Samuel L. Jackson: "What the f***'s that got to do with anything?"

Samuel L. Jackson: "You name it, I've done it."

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