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The Three Stooges (film shorts)
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Moe: "Oh, you too, eh?

Larry: "No, I was..."

Moe: "I'm gonna have trouble with you. Well, let me give you a little advice."

Larry: "What."

Sfx: Whap!

Moe: "That!"

Moe: "Hey, it's alive! Get something and kill it! Kill it!"

Moe: "This is all your fault, you!"

Moe: "Don't you gimme none o' your backtalk!"

Curly: "Wait a minute! I'm back to normal."

Moe: "You'll never be that!"

Moe: "What's the big idea?"

Curly: "I just dropped in!"

Moe: "Well. If we knew you was coming we'd have baked a cake."

Sfx: Whap!

Moe: "What's the matter with you!"

Curly: "Mmmmm!" (sticking tongue out)

Moe puts dirt on tongue: "How do you like that? Get busy!"

Curly spits: "Aw, shut up!"

Sfx: Boop!

Moe: "All right, break it up."

Moe: "Quiet, numbskulls. I'm broadcasting."

Curly: "You can't eat me! I'm too tough – I'll give ya indigestion!"

Curly: "Certainly!"

Curly: "Certainly!"

Shemp?: "I can see if I want anything done around here, I gotta do it myself."

Moe: "I don't see anything. What's the matter with you? If you don't stop seeing things I'm gonna gouge your eyes out!"

Curly: "Are you tryin' to give me the double-talk?"

Last bar or so of Stooges theme music.

Curly: "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"

Moe: "Funny, eh?"

Curly: "Yeah!"

Moe: "Well, laugh this off."

Sfx: Crunch.

Curly: "Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh!"

Sfx for drinking.

Curly: "This has gotta end some place!"

Moe: "Now listen, grape-head. I'll explain this so even you can understand it."

Larry singing: "Hello ...."

Moe joins in, up a third: "Hello ......"

Curly joins in, up another third: "Hello ...."

Moe: "Start talkin'."

Sfx: Phone rings.

Moe: "Look out... Hello!"

Sfx: Phone rings.

Larry singing: "Hello ...."

Moe joins in, up a third: "Hello ......"

Curly joins in, up another third: "Hello ...."

All: "Hello? Hello, hello?"

Curly: "Hey Moe, hey Larry! Where are you?"

Curly: "Ahha, hey Moe, hey Larry! Hey Moe, hey Larry!"

Curly: "Hey Moe, hey Larry! Ummmhummhumm!"

Curly: "Ahch, ah, ah, ahch! Hey Moe, hey Larry! Woobwuhwuh Woobwoob! Hey fellas! Where are ya?"

Moe: "Hmmm..."

Larry: "Hmmm..."

Curly: "Hmm, hmm, huh, hmm, hmm" (to the tune of Shave and a Haircut)

All: "Hmmm, hmmm."

Curly: "Hey, I got an idea."

Moe: "Shut up! I don't wanna hear it."

Curly: "Certainly! If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' till you do succeed."

Moe: "What are you doing?"

Curly: "Nuthin ... Nyaa, aah, aahh, ahhh!"

Moe: "Why you ignoramus!"

Curly: "Oh, ooo-aah, ahh, aahhh!"

Moe: "What does he think I am, an imbecile?"

Moe: "You imbecile!"

Curly: "La dee la la la, la la lee, la la..."

Sfx: Boop!

Curly: "Mmmmph!"

Sfx: Whap!

Curly: "Oop! Ooo! Ooo! Mmmph!"

Larry: "Leave him alone."

Sfx: Whap!

Moe: "Quiet."

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