Television:
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Singers: "Two scoops of plump, juicy raisins in Kellogg's Raisin Bran."

Guy in Levi's ad: "Man, this place is falling apart."

Old man in LifeCall ad: "I'm having... chest pain!"

1st old lady in LifeCall ad: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Later old lady in LifeCall ad: "I've fallen... and I can't get up!"

LifeCall dispatcher: "We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!"

Sylvester Stallone in Lipton ad: "Yo! That's brisk, baby!"

Little Caesar: "Pizza, pizza."

John Cleese in Magnavox ad: "Go away!"

John Cleese in Magnavox ad: "No use shouting, old man."

Announcer in ad for the United States Marine Corps: "Be one of the few, the proud, the Marines."

Maxwell House coffee jingle.

Kid: "Zoom-zoom."

Singers: "Zoom, zoom, zoom."

1st woman in Miller Lite beer ad: "Doesn't Miller Lite taste great?"

2nd woman: "Yeah, but I drink it because it's less filling."

1st woman: "Great taste!"

2nd woman: "Less filling!"

Singers' out-cue at the end of Mennen ad.

Announcer: "Mentos... the fresh-maker."

Tom Bodet (sp?): "We'll leave the light on for ya."

Singers: "Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt, grime, and grease in just a minute. Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it."

Guy: "Hey, good-lookin', we'll be back to pick ya up later!"

Bo Jackson in Nike ad: "You know I don't have time for this!"

George Foreman: "But I do! Hit it!"

Bo Jackson in Nike ad: "Lemme outta this thing!"

George Foreman: "I'm so big, sometimes I even scare myself!"

Bo Jackson in Nike ad: " 'Scuse me."

Andre Agassi in Nike ad: "That was weird."

Bo Jackson in Nike ad: "Now where's this Tour de France thing?"

Jimmy Connors in Nuprin ad: "This party ain't over, kid."

Woman in Pantene ad: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

Ray Charles singing in Diet Pepsi ad: "You got the right one, baby. Uh huh!"

Singers: "Pepsi."

Britney Spears: "For those who think young."

Ozzy Osbourne in Pepsi Twist ad: "You're, you're a bunch o' bloody magicians."

Opera singer in Diet Pepsi ad: "Uh huh!"

Dog howls.

Pillsbury Dough Boy laughing after getting poked in the belly.

Pop-n-Fresh: "Hi, I'm Pop-n-Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy."

Guy in award-winning Pioneer commercial: "Sorry."

Someone: "Playstation."

William Shatner: "Ya want some of this? Then you know what to do, dog... Bust a move!"

Woman: "I'm gonna go call the Psychic Hotline. They'll know what to do."

Announcer in Reese's Peanut Butter Cups ad: "There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's."

Singers: "Snap, crackle, pop, Rice Krispies."

Girl in Ritz Crackers ad: "Don't you get it?"

Andy Griffith: "I'd like to talk to ya about good things to eat, like Swiss cheese on a crisp Ritz cracker."

Sfx: bite into a cracker

Griffith: "Mmmm. Good cracker."

Marilyn Monroe: "This is the first car I ever owned. I call her Cynthia. She's going to have the best care a car ever had. Put Royal Triton in Cynthia's little tummy."

Gas station attendant: "Right, lady."

Monroe: "Cynthia will just love that Royal Triton."

Man: "Sega!"

Jack Palance in a Skin Bracer ad: "Confidence is very sexy... Don't you think?"

Singer: "It walks the stair without a care, it shoots so high in the sky. Goes up and down just like a clown, everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's the best of the toys. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, the favorite of girls and boys."

Announcer: "Boys and girls, everyone wants a Slinky. You ought to get a Slinky. Get your Slinky now."

Woman: "Snapple -- made from the best stuff on Earth."

Debby in Sprint ad: "Call me!... One Sprint, many solutions."

Charlie the tuna: "Hey!"

Announcer: "Sorry, Charlie."

Slim Jim: "Eat me!"

Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bell." (spelling?)

Woman: "Thank you, ThighMaster."

Announcer: "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?"

Sfx: Crunch.

Announcer: "The world may never know."

Woman singing: "Ultra Brite gives your mouth... sex appeal!"

Guy in car ad: "We need a ride to the shareholders meeting."

Clara Peller in Wendy's ad: "Where's the beef?... Where's the beef?... Where's the beef??"

Michael Jordan: "I better eat my Wheaties."

Singer: "Yahooooooooo."