Singers: "Two scoops of plump, juicy raisins in Kellogg's Raisin Bran."
Guy in Levi's ad: "Man, this place is falling apart."
Old man in LifeCall ad: "I'm having... chest pain!"
1st old lady in LifeCall ad: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Different old lady in different LifeCall ad: "I've fallen... and I can't get up!"
LifeCall dispatcher: "We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!"
Sylvester Stallone in Lipton ad: "Yo! That's brisk, baby!"
Little Caesar: "Pizza, pizza."
John Cleese in Magnavox ad: "Go away!"
John Cleese in Magnavox ad: "No use shouting, old man."
Announcer in ad for the United States Marine Corps: "Be one of the few, the proud, the Marines."
Maxwell House coffee jingle.
Singers: "Zoom, zoom, zoom."
1st woman in Miller Lite beer ad: "Doesn't Miller Lite taste great?"
2nd woman: "Yeah, but I drink it because it's less filling."
1st woman: "Great taste!"
2nd woman: "Less filling!"
Singers' out-cue at the end of Mennen ad.
Announcer: "Mentos... the fresh-maker."
Tom Bodett: "We'll leave the light on for ya."
Singers: "Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt, grime, and grease in just a minute. Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it."
Guy: "Hey, good-lookin'! We'll be back to pick ya up later!"
Bo Jackson in Nike ad: "You know I don't have time for this!"
George Foreman: "But I do! Hit it!"
Bo Jackson in Nike ad: "Lemme outta this thing!"
George Foreman: "I'm so big, sometimes I even scare myself!"
Bo Jackson in Nike ad: " 'Scuse me."
Andre Agassi in Nike ad: "That was weird."
Bo Jackson in Nike ad: "Now where's this Tour de France thing?"
Jimmy Connors in Nuprin ad: "This party ain't over, kid."
Woman in Pantene ad: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
Ray Charles singing in Diet Pepsi ad: "You got the right one, baby. Uh huh!"
Britney Spears: "For those who think young."
Ozzy Osbourne in Pepsi Twist ad: "You're, you're a bunch o' bloody magicians."
Opera singer in Diet Pepsi ad: "Uh huh!"
Pillsbury Dough Boy laughing after getting poked in the belly.
Pop-n-Fresh: "Hi, I'm Pop-n-Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy."
Guy in award-winning Pioneer commercial: "Sorry."
William Shatner in Priceline ad: "Ya want some of this? Then you know what to do, dog... Bust a move!"
Woman: "I'm gonna go call the Psychic Hotline. They'll know what to do."
Announcer in Reese's Peanut Butter Cups ad: "There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's."
Singers: "Snap, crackle, pop, Rice Krispies."
Girl in Ritz Crackers ad: "Don't you get it?"
Andy Griffith: "I'd like to talk to ya about good things to eat, like Swiss cheese on a crisp Ritz cracker."
Sfx: bite into a cracker
Griffith: "Mmmm. Good cracker."
Marilyn Monroe: "This is the first car I ever owned. I call her Cynthia. She's going to have the best care a car ever had. Put Royal Triton in Cynthia's little tummy."
Gas station attendant: "Right, lady."
Monroe: "Cynthia will just love that Royal Triton."
Jack Palance in a Skin Bracer ad: "Confidence is very sexy... Don't you think?"
Singer: "It walks the stair without a care, it shoots so high in the sky. Goes up and down just like a clown, everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's the best of the toys. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, the favorite of girls and boys."
Announcer: "Boys and girls, everyone wants a Slinky. You ought to get a Slinky. Get your Slinky now."
Announcer: "Snapple – made from the best stuff on Earth."
Debby in Sprint ad: "Call me!... One Sprint, many solutions."
Charlie the tuna: "Hey!"
Announcer: "Sorry, Charlie."
Slim Jim: "Eat me!"
Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bell."
Woman: "Thank you, ThighMaster."
Announcer: "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?"
Announcer: "The world may never know."
Woman singing: "Ultra Brite gives your mouth... sex appeal!"
Guy in car ad: "We need a ride to the shareholders meeting."
(Does anyone remember which car company this ad was for?)
Clara Peller in Wendy's ad: "Where's the beef?... Where's the beef?... Where's the beef??"
Michael Jordan: "I better eat my Wheaties."
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