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Ian McShane as Al Swearengen: "Announcing your plans – It's a good way to hear God laugh."

Kim Dickens as Joanie Stubbs: "What's your preference?"

Robin Weigert as Calamity Jane: "Bourbon, if ya got it."

Dickens: "Bourbon from Kentucky."

Weigert: "I should certainly f***in' hope so."

Ian McShane as Al Swearengen: "What the f*** was that??"

Brad Dourif as Doc Cochran: "He's having changes in his brain."

John Hawkes as Sol Star: "Time for breakfast."

Paula Malcomson as Trixie: "Anyways... would you want a free f***?"

John Hawkes: "... Why would you say that?"

Malcomson: "To know the answer?"

Hawkes: "Why would you say it that way?"

Malcomson: "For Christ's sakes. Mr. Star, my charity is obstructing my work... Sir, would you take it from me? Free?"

Powers Boothe as Cy Tolliver: "Among humans, for grip, the China-woman's snatch has no peer. In all nature, the python is its only rival, though few have lived to tell the tale."

Mr. Wu: "C*** sucker!!"

Ian McShane: "Yeah... c*** sucker."

Mr. Wu: "C*** sucker!"

Ian McShane: "Yeah, glad I taught ya that f***in' word."

Ian McShane: "A double-crossing c*** sucker."

Ian McShane: "I'll find those f***ing c*** suckers."

Timothy Olyphant as Seth Bullock: "Cold enough world without gettin' gone against by your own."

Ian McShane: "Am I detaining you in some way? Am I f***ing imposing?"

Molly Parker as Alma Garret: "A great disappointment to me, as I'm sure it was to you."

Timothy Olyphant: "Under all the circumstances, I disagree."

Brad Dourif: "Primum non nocere... and that means first do no harm."

Brad Dourif: "Don't you be the doctor! You report the symptoms; I will determine their significance."

Ian McShane: "Ya gotta behave like a grown f***in' man. Ya gotta shut the f*** up. Don't be sorry. Don't look f***in' back, because – believe me – no one gives a f***... You understand?"

Brad Dourif: "You are goddamned exhausted, and you give yourself no respite."

John Hawkes as Sol Star: "It's over... It's finished."

Dayton Callie as Charlie Utter: "I am good at first impressions, and you are a f***ing c***!"

Anna Gunn as Martha Bullock: "Please forgive the suddenness of my coming."

Ian McShane: "Anyways, thank God I don't have to rely on you to formulate my plan of action."

Robin Weigert as Calamity Jane: "I ain't here for any funny business."

Ian McShane: "Get the f*** outta my joint."

Ian McShane: "Pain or damage don't end the world, or despair or f***in' beatin's. The world ends when you're dead. Until then ya got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."

William Sanderson as E.B. Farnum: "Watch the Earth yielding up its dead, so long as it's not near me!... And, never violate my private office again!"

Ian McShane: "I don't look f***in' backwards. I do what I have to do and go on."

Ian McShane: "Gotta a good f***in' head on her shoulders, unlike some other parties in this room."

Ian McShane: "We're forming a f***ing government."

Garret Dillahunt as Francis Wolcott: "I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness... but I am not a government official."

Molly Parker as Alma Garret: "I'm grateful for your expertise and keen eyesight."

Ian McShane: "Get a f***ing haircut. Looks like your mother f***ed a monkey."

Ian McShane: "Don't give me this, 'On the one hand, and on the other hand.' Just say, 'This is the way I think it's gonna be,' cuz this several hands f***in' s*** don't help me."

Molly Parker: "If we didn't hate them too much to be curious about the world, we'd wonder what they'd had to say."

Ian McShane: "Her majesty awakes."

Timothy Olyphant as Seth Bullock: "You and I know how it is, Mr. Swearengen... We understand each other."

Ian McShane: "How what is?"

William Sanderson as E.B. Farnum: "Is that such an inconceivable proposition?"

Powers Boothe as Cy Tolliver: "Jesus Christ! Jesus f***in' Christ!"

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