Television:
Game of Thrones

Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister: “Who are you?”

Sibel Kekilli as Shae: “Who would you like me to be?”

Dinklage: “What did your mother call you?”

Kekilli: “Shae. What did your mother call you?”

Dinklage: “My mother died giving birth to me.”

Kekilli: “Is that why I’m here, so we can talk about our mothers?”

Dinklage: “What sort of accent is that?”

Kekilli: “Foreign.”

John Bradley as Samwell Tarly: “I’m really not supposed to say.”

Sean Bean as Lord Eddard ‘Ned’ Stark: “I come before you to confess my treason, in the sight of gods and men.”

Peter Vaughan as Maester Aemon: “Did you ever wonder why the men of the Night’s Watch take no wives and father no children?... So that they will not love... Love is the death of duty.”

Peter Dinklage: “The odds of me living long enough for him to retaliate have just dropped drastically.”

Sean Bean: “Joffrey Baratheon is the one, true heir to the Iron Throne – by the grace of all the gods – lord of the seven kingdoms, and protector of the realm.”

Peter Dinklage: “Aaahh!”

Sibel Kekilli: “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!”

Dinklage: “Damn you, woman! Are you immune to pain?”

Kekilli: “Just used to it.”

Sean Bean: “I am Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Hand of the King.”

Peter Vaughan: “I will not tell you to stay or go. You must make that choice yourself, and live with it for the rest of your days... as I have.”

Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen: “He’s very strong. No one understands how strong he is.”

Michelle Fairley as Catelyn Stark: “Is there somewhere we can talk?”

Jack Gleeson as Joffrey Baratheon: “So long as I am your king, treason shall never go unpunished.”

Jack Gleeson: “Bring me his head!”

Richard Madden as Robb Stark: “This war is far from over.”

Conleth Hill as Lord Varys: “I am the master of whisperers. My role is to be sly, obsequious, and without scruples.”

David Bradley as Walder Frey: “Why are you here?”

Peter Dinklage: “As I said, I was young and stupid.”

Sibel Kekilli: “You are still young and stupid.”