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Description of Wav Sound |
tv/honeymooners/bang_zoom.wav" title="added Nov 16, 2003">Bang zoom
4 KB |
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden: "Bang, zoom!" |
tv/honeymooners/big_mouth.wav" title="added Nov 16, 2003">Big mouth
8 KB |
Jackie Gleason: "I got a big mouth!!" |
tv/honeymooners/blabbermouth.wav" title="added Nov 16, 2003">Blabbermouth
9 KB |
Jackie Gleason: "You... are a blabbermouth!" |
tv/honeymooners/bum.wav" title="added Nov 16, 2003">Bum
8 KB |
Jackie Gleason: "You... are a bum." |
tv/honeymooners/expert.wav" title="added Nov 16, 2003">Expert
5 KB |
Jackie Gleason: "What do you mean, I'm not an expert?" |
tv/honeymooners/greatest.wav">Greatest
6 KB |
Jackie Gleason: "Baby, you’re the greatest." |
tv/honeymooners/hamana.wav" title="added Nov 16, 2003">Hamana
5 KB |
Jackie Gleason: "Hamana, hamana, hamana." |
tv/honeymooners/har.wav" title="added March 21, 2004">Har
8 KB |
Jackie Gleason: "Har-har-har-dee-har-har." |
tv/honeymooners/help.wav" title="added Nov 16, 2003">Help
11 KB |
Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden: "I'm not gonna help you make an idiot out of yourself."
Jackie Gleason: "I don't need your help. I'll do it myself." |
tv/honeymooners/icky.wav" title="added March 21, 2004">Icky
13 KB |
Jackie Gleason: "What does 'icky' mean?"
Art Carney as Ed Norton: "I don't know. Why?"
Gleason: "Alice just said I was icky."
Carney: "Must mean fat." |
tv/honeymooners/killer.wav" title="added March 21, 2004">Killer
37 KB |
Audrey Meadows, seductively: "I won't be gone long, killer. I call you 'killer'
cuz you slay me."
Jackie Gleason: "And I'm calling Belleview, cuz you're nuts!" |
tv/honeymooners/king.wav" title="added Nov 16, 2003">King
43 KB |
Jackie Gleason: "Listen to this! Get something in your head, Alice! I'm the king
here! Remember that. This house is my castle! I'm the king! Remember that! King,
king, king! You are nothing, a peasant! This is my house, my castle! I'm the
king!" |
tv/honeymooners/letter.wav" title="added Nov 16, 2003">Letter
8 KB |
Jackie Gleason: "Hey, here's a little letter. I've been waiting for this." |
tv/honeymooners/older.wav" title="added Nov 16, 2003">Older
18 KB |
Art Carney: "But, I guess as time goes on, I grew older. I matured."
Jackie Gleason: "Yeah, now you're a full-grown nut." |
tv/honeymooners/one_day.wav" title="added Nov 16, 2003">One day
17 KB |
Jackie Gleason: "One of these days... One of these days... Pow!
Right in the kisser!" |
tv/honeymooners/one_day2.wav" title="added Nov 16, 2003">One
day 2
18 KB |
Audrey Meadows: "One of these days, Ralph... One of these days... Pow!
Right in the kisser!" |
tv/honeymooners/peanuts.wav" title="added March 21, 2004">Peanuts
14 KB |
Jackie Gleason: "Peanuts, peanuts. What am I gonna do with peanuts?"
Audrey Meadows: "Eat 'em, like any other elephant." |
tv/honeymooners/revenge.wav" title="added March 21, 2004">Revenge
19 KB |
Audrey Meadows: "You men just think that you own this world."
Jackie Gleason: "Yeah, but you women get revenge. You marry us." |
tv/honeymooners/riot2.wav" title="added March 21, 2004">Riot
15 KB |
Jackie Gleason: "You're a riot, Alice. You're a regular riot. Hope they like those
jokes on the Moon 'cause that's where you're goin'." |
tv/honeymooners/road_map.wav" title="added Nov 16, 2003">Road
map
37 KB |
Art Carney: "Everybody please be calm. Don't worry about a thing. I know
exactly where we are, and I don't need no road map, either."
Jackie Gleason: "How can you do that?"
Carney: "Well, the Sun is over there. That means, uh, that's the west, there's the
north, and there's the south."
Gleason: "Well, where are we?"
Carney: "Right smack in the middle." |
tv/honeymooners/sewer_worker.wav" title="added March 21, 2004">Sewer
worker
9 KB |
Art Carney: "A sewer worker is like a brain surgeon.
We're both specialists." |
tv/honeymooners/shaddup.wav" title="added March 21, 2004">Shaddup
7 KB |
Audrey Meadows: "Aaaaaahhh, shaddup." |
tv/honeymooners/smoke.wav" title="added March 21, 2004">Smoke
12 KB |
Art Carney: "Ralph?"
Jackie Gleason: "What."
Carney: "Mind if I smoke?"
Gleason: "I don't care if ya burn." |
tv/honeymooners/weight.wav" title="added March 21, 2004">Weight
19 KB |
Jackie Gleason: "The bills will get bigger and bigger, and I'll get less to eat.
I'll start losing weight. Then you know what I'll look like?"
Audrey Meadows: "Yeah, a human being."
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