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Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw: "Abso-f***ing-lutely."

Mikhail Baryshnikov as Aleksandr Petrovsky: "I think you're acting like a child."

Sarah Jessica Parker: "And I think you're acting like an a**hole."

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Oh. I have always wanted to do that, but I don't think I could pull it off. How did it feel?"

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Well... Aren't you something."

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I'm not very arty."

Kim Cattrall: "I was once told I wouldn't be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well, I did get backstage... and I blew 'im."

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I beg your pardon."

Lucy Liu as herself: "I'm a big girl. Just tell me the truth. I can take it, ya know?"

Cynthia Nixon as Miranda Hobbes: "She's a f***ing bitch!"

Cynthia Nixon: "Stop -- boring."

Cynthia Nixon: "I can't have sex anymore. I have a brain."

Woman: "I have a cataract."

Cynthia Nixon: "I guess I can check that off my list of things to do."

Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones: "I am so sick of these people with their children. I'm telling you they're everywhere!"

Kristin Davis as Charlotte York: "I choose my choice."

John Corbett as Aidan Shaw: "Oh, come on!"

Cynthia Nixon: "Clearly babies come into this world with a clean slate, and we're the ones that f*** 'em up."

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I want to clear the air."

Evan Handler as Harry: "Do you know what we need to bring back in this house?"

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Handler: "Cocktail hour!"

Sarah Jessica Parker: "That is some strong coffee."

Kristin Davis: "Come in!"

Kim Cattrall: "I'm coming with you."

Kim Cattrall: "Coulda, woulda, shoulda."

Kristin Davis: "This is just sex. We're not a couple. You're just... a great f***. Is that clear?"

Cynthia Nixon: "What are you, f***in' crazy?"

Cynthia Nixon: "You people are crazy."

John Corbett: "Are you cuckoo now? Are you goin' cuckoo on me?"

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I'm in a dating desert."

Sarah Jessica Parker: "You really wanna hear about this now?"

Kim Cattrall: "Yes. I need the distraction."

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Okay, we need to divide and conquer."

Kim Cattrall: "I'm getting an education."

Kristin Davis: "You're getting engaged!"

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I threw up. I saw the ring and I threw up. That's not normal."

Kim Cattrall: "That's my reaction to marriage."

Chris Noth: "I can't smoke, I can't drink... and I can't get excited... about anything."

Kim Cattrall: "Fabulous!"

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I need to feel the weight of a man on me."

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I'm fine... Just fine... Don't I look fine?"

Chris Noth: "Oh, I'm fine. I'm great. I've never felt better."

Sarah Jessica Parker: "It's gonna be fine, sweety. It's going to be fine."

John Corbett: "That's f***ed up."

Cynthia Nixon: "I am so f***ed up... I am so f***ed up... I am so f***ed up!"

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an a**hole."

Sarah Jessica Parker: "You have to forgive me ... You have to forgive me!"

Sarah Jessica Parker: "It's just a typical Friday night waiting for some guy to call."

Kim Cattrall: "Yes, I need glasses, and I'm not ashamed. I have a sexy young man who loves to f*** me, and I'm fabulous."

Kim Cattrall: "Pussy and f*** are gone."

Sarah Jessica Parker: "So that's it? They're just gone? Boo hoo?"

Sarah Jessica Parker: "<squeal> I'm gonna get laid, I'm gonna get laid."

Sarah Jessica Parker: "And where did you get his picture?"

Kristin Davis: "I Googled him."

Sarah Jessica Parker: "You are a great, great boyfriend, ya know that? I mean it -- you're the best."

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