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The Simpsons:   Beer

Homer: "Beer ... beer!"

Barney: "Beer! That's what I need!"

Homer: "Well, I'll need some beer."

Marge: "Who's up for some beers?"

Homer: "I am!"

Stephen Hawking: "That's the smartest thing I've heard all day."

Moe: "Here, here, have a free beer."

Homer: "Really? ... Wow, a free beer."

Homer: "But I need that beer now!"

Homer: "Aw, man, I need a beer!"

Moe: "Ya gotta get me more beer!"

Marge: "Beer!"

Comic book guy: "Beer is the nectar of the nitwit."

Homer: "Mmmmm... beer."

Barney: "I can't take this much longer! I gotta have a beer!"

Reverend Lovejoy: "Our commandments clearly state that beer is all right."

Movementarian woman: "Would you rather have beer, or complete and utter contentment?"

Homer: <pause> "What kinda beer?"

Homer: "Me ... love ... beer."

Guy: "Say, you wanna grab a beer while we're waiting?"

Homer: "Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! <gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp> But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

Homer: "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."

Homer: "I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night!"

Homer: "No! ... No! ... Beer bring pain!"

Homer: The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers."

Homer: "Don't think about beer... don't think about beer... don't think about beer!"