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Woody Allen as himself: "I knew it was too good to be true!"

Ed Asner as the newspaper editor: "Not bad at all!"

Ed Asner: "Listen, you gotta shape up."

Ghost of Lucille Ball: "We need a scheme to teach those slobs a lesson."

George Bush (the elder): "All right, mister. You want trouble? You're gonna get trouble."

Homer: "Oh, I want trouble, all right."

Bush: "Then you're gonna get trouble."

Homer: "No, you're gonna get trouble."

Bush: "Well, that's good, that's good, 'cause I want trouble."

Homer: "Then we're agreed there'll be trouble."

Bush: "Oh yeah, lots of trouble."

Homer: "Trouble it is!"

Bush: "For you."

Homer: "D'oh!"

Don Cheadle as Brother Faith: "Hallelujah!"

Don Cheadle: "I have the power!"

Don Cheadle: "Brother, I sense you are feeling trapped and desperate."

Bill Clinton: "If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true."

Bill Clinton (to Marge): "I know you don't think you're good enough for me, but believe me, you are. Hell, I've done it with pigs ... real no-foolin' pigs."

Bill Clinton: "I'm a pretty lousy president."

Danny Devito as Herbert Powell: "The problem with you guys is you've forgotten your roots!"

Jeanine Garofalo as herself: "I got my period today."

Mel Gibson as himself: "Hi, everybody!"

Mel Gibson: "I blame the Internet."

Mel Gibson: "I'm gettin' too old for this crap."

Mel Gibson: "Yoink!"

Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob: "You've erased my past!"

Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob: "This whole sordid affair has been a shock to all of us, but we've got to get on with our lives."

Phil Hartman as Troy McClure: "Ha ha ha! That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote! Ha ha ha! Okay, now you tell one!"

Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz: "And about your case, don't you worry. I've argued before every judge in the state... often as a lawyer."

Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz: "The state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement... but just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement... My fee is 50 percent."

Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz: "Fine! We'll see you in court!"

Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz: "There's no telling what kind of permanent injuries he might have."

Phil Hartman as the monorail marketeer: "Young lady, that's the most intelligent question I've ever been asked."

Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz: "It's a thorny legal issue, all right."

Phil Hartman as the monorail marketeer: "Is anyone here an investigative reporter?... Well, I'd like you to please leave."

Phil Harman as the monorail marketeer: "I tell ya what I'll do... I'll show you my idea."

Marge: "Who's up for some beers?"

Homer: "I am!"

Stephen Hawking as himself: "That's the smartest thing I've heard all day."

Stephen Hawking: "If you are looking for trouble, you found it."

Ron Howard as himself: "Oh, that's it -- You're goin' down!"

Helen Hunt as Renee: "You made a mistake, but at least you're trying to set things straight."

Helen Hunt as Renee: "I don't know what to say. I'm shocked."

Mick Jagger as himself: "Let's rock and roll!"

Mick Jagger: "Rule number one... There are no rules!"

Mick Jagger: "Okay, strut, strut, strut, strut, strut."

Mick Jagger: "Welcome to rock-and-roll fantasy camp, where you'll experience the complete rock and roll lifestyle, without the lawsuits and STD's."

Rick James: "Aw, man, what'd I do now?"

Stan Lee as himself: "Nuff said!"

Stan Lee: "My spidey sense is tingling!"

Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony: "Ya know, you could be a little more helpful."

Joe Mantegna: "Very well. Let's do this thing."

Steve Martin as Ray Patterson: "You are going to crash and burn, my fat-headed friend."

Steve Martin as Ray Patterson: "The American people have never tolerated incompetence in their public officials."

Steve Martin as Ray Patterson: "Nobody wants to hear the nonsensical ravings of a loud-mouthed malcontent!"

Steve Martin as Ray Patterson: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Joe Namath as himself: "I'm Joe Namath. Good night."

Paul Newman as himself: "I'll tell ya what I told Redford... it ain't gonna happen."

Leonard Nimoy as himself: "I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night."

Leonard Nimoy: "The answer... is no."

Leonard Nimoy: "I'd say this vessel could do at least warp-five."

Penn Jillette as himself: "You idiot! You'll ruin everything!"

Penn Jillette: "I'm gonna kill you!"

Michael Stipe as himself: "Mmmm ... Curds."

Ringo Starr as himself: "Hello... what's this?"