Television:
The Simpsons:   Krusty

Krusty: "Ehhh, that's your answer to everything."

Krusty: "Aaah, aaahh! That burns!"

Krusty: "What's wrong with your eyes? Ya need a Claritin or something?"

Sophie: "Do you play?"

Krusty: "Nah, I guess musical talent skips a generation... like diabetes... Ya might wanna watch out for that, too."

Krusty: <sobbing> "Do something! Do something!"

Krusty: "Do something!"

Krusty: "Well, I'll fix that!"

Krusty: "Guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face."

Krusty: "Let's start off with a joke. I got one."

Krusty laughing.

Krusty laughing some more.

Krusty: "Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho! Let's not go nuts!"

Krusty: "Hey, hey! Now this is my kind of meeting!"

Krusty: "Well, here's a headline for ya... Nobody cares!"

Krusty: "Hey, hey! Are you ready to get rowdy??"

Krusty: "Stop sayin' that!"

Krusty: "Whoa-ho! Ya gotta stop this thing!"

Krusty: "I don't know what the hell you are."

Krusty: "So, what's in the news?"

Krusty: "Who writes this stuff?"