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Advertising executive: "Advertising is a funny thing. If people stop paying attention to it, pretty soon it goes away." |
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21 KB |
Mr. Burns' doctor: "Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not." |
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128 KB |
Auctioneer babble. |
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16 KB |
Gay construction worker: "Oh, be nice." |
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76 KB |
Cartoon writer: "Excuse me, but 'proactive' and 'paradigm' – aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important?" |
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19 KB |
McArthur Parker: "So how's my favorite client?" |
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14 KB |
Drill sergeant: "What are you, a comedian?" |
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17 KB |
Indian casino boss: "That's crazy talk." |
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24 KB |
Waiter: "Your credit card has been rejected." |
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23 KB |
L.T. Smash: "You fool! Look whatchya done!" |
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22 KB |
Fire marshal: "Don't tell me how to feel." |
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32 KB |
Guy: "Woooo, this kitten's got claws." |
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21 KB |
Guy: "The Leader is perfect." |
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36 KB |
Movementarian guy: "Let's all give thanks to the Leader for this glorious day." |
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13 KB |
Baseball executive: "This meeting is over." |
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49 KB |
Navy recruitment officer: "La, la, la, la! I am not listening! La, la, la, la!" |
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37 KB |
Submarine captain: "I'm a man of few words ... Any questions?" |
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65 KB |
Man: "You're perfect! In fact, you're better than perfect! Next to you, perfection is crap!" |
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20 KB |
Dr. Foster: "I'm beginning to see the problem." |
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50 KB |
Guy: "Hey, the blond broad's got a point. We need something with a little ring-a-ding-ding." |
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15 KB |
Man: "Silence!" |
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53 KB |
Stock broker: "Uh, now, before I execute this order, are you sure you understand the risks of stock ownership?" |
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24 KB |
Karl the secretary: "I guess I haven't taught you anything." |
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21 KB |
Dr. Foster: "I'd like to try something." |
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39 KB |
Power plant safety inspector: "Either bring this place up to code, or we'll shut it down." |
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40 KB |
Dr. Foster: "All right, all right, just watch it there. I'm here to help, ya know." |
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17 KB |
Man: "I withdraw my question." |
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15 KB |
Baseball player yelling in pain. |
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21 KB |
Maître d: "Yes?" |
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20 KB |
Maître d: "Yes!" |
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62 KB |
Martin: "Behold... the power plant of the future... today!" |
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31 KB |
Sideshow Mel: "I can't bear this any longer – I'm leaving!" |
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32 KB |
Sideshow Mel: "Ooo, I never tire of that story." |
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31 KB |
Sideshow Mel: "They say any publicity is good publicity." |
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31 KB |
Hans Moleman: "Would you like some reading material?" |
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