Television:
The Simpsons:  Miscellaneous   1   2   3

Ad exec: "Advertising is a funny thing. If people stop paying attention to it, pretty soon it goes away."

Mr. Burns' doctor: "Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not."

Auctioneer babble.

Gay construction worker: "Oh, be nice."

Cartoon writer: "Excuse me, but 'proactive' and 'paradigm' -- aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important?"

McArthur Parker: "So how's my favorite client?"

Drill sergeant: "What are you, a comedian?"

Indian casino boss: "That's crazy talk."

Waiter: "Your credit card has been rejected."

L.T. Smash: "You fool! Look whatchya done!"

Rommelwood Academy Commandant: "Let's go over this one more time to make sure I understand the situation."

Fire marshal: "Don't tell me how to feel."

Guy: "Woooo, this kitten's got claws."

Guy: "The Leader is perfect."

Movementarian guy: "Let's all give thanks to the Leader for this glorious day."

Baseball executive: "This meeting is over."

Navy recruitment officer: "La, la, la, la! I am not listening! La, la, la, la!"

Submarine captain: "I'm a man of few words ... Any questions?"

Man: "You're perfect! In fact, you're better than perfect! Next to you, perfection is crap!"

Dr. Foster: "I'm beginning to see the problem."

Guy: "Hey, the blond broad's got a point. We need something with a little ring-a-ding-ding."

Rommelwood Academy Commandant: "Most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots."

Man: "Silence!"

Stock broker: "Uh, now before I execute this order, are you sure you understand the risks of stock ownership?"

Karl the secretary: "I guess I haven't taught you anything."

Dr. Foster: "I'd like to try something."

Power plant safety inspector: "Either bring this place up to code, or we'll shut it down."

Dr. Foster: "All right, all right, just watch it there. I'm here to help, ya know."

Man: "I withdraw my question."

Baseball player yelling in pain.

Maitre d: "Yes?"

Maitre d: "Yes!"

Martin: "Behold... the power plant of the future... today!"

Sideshow Mel: "I can't bear this any longer -- I'm leaving!"

Sideshow Mel: "Ooo, I never tire of that story."

Sideshow Mel: "They say any publicity is good publicity."

Hans Moleman: "Would you like some reading material?"