Television:
The Simpsons:
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Lisa and Bart: "Aaaaahhh!!"

Bart: "So what's so great about the Bill of Rights?"

Lisa: "It guarantees all of the basic freedoms: speech, religion, the right to a speedy trial."

Homer: "Are you coming on to me?"

Marge: "No! Good night. Sheesh."

Sound made by the Simpsons when they're eating.

Homer: "Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"

Marge: "It's an ending. That's enough."

Homer: "Oh, man! This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's Comet collided with the Moon."

Lisa: "That never happened, Dad."

Homer: "Sure it didn't."

Bart and Lisa groaning.

Lisa and Bart: "Yea! Here comes the Leader!"

Movementarian man and woman chanting: "The Leader is good. The Leader is great."

Bart and Lisa: "We love the Leader."

Mr. Burns: "I want to be loved."

Homer: "I see... Well, I'll need some beer."

Barney: "What happened?"

Moe: "Aw, it ain't no mystery."

Various characters repeatedly: "No, no, no, no, etc."

Homer: "Nope."

Lisa: "Nope."

Bart: "Nope."

Marge: "Nope."

Bart: "Heh, heh, heh... yeee, yee, yee... wooo, ooooo!"

Lisa: "Ooooo!"

Marge: "All right, all right, now you're overstimulated. Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right to bed."

Homer: "Whoo hoo!"

Homer: "Well, there were script problems from day one."

Bart: "Didn't seem like anybody even read the script."

Homer: "That was the problem."

Marge: "You really should have voted, Homer."

Homer: "<pshaw> It wouldn't have made a difference."

Homer: "Liability waiver?"

Nurse: "Don't read it, just sign it. It simply says you won't hold us responsible if you die as a result of gross negligence. It's a standard form."

Lisa and Bart: "Yea!"

Lindsey Naegle: "You need more money."

Lindsey Naegle: "First, let me reassure you – your fears are groundless, and your complaints, moronic."

Lindsey Naegle: "Your intelligence profile indicates that you're too... stupid."

Otto the bus driver: "What were you guys smokin' when you came up with that?"

Pig: "Lovely day in Paradise, isn't it?"

Sfx: Puke.

Bart's prince: "Every moment I live is agony."

Bart's prince: "Please kill me."

Dr. Nick Riviera: "Hey, don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here. Save that for court."

The Robot from Lost in Space: "Danger! Danger, Bart Simpson!"

Sea Captain: "Arg, shut up! I know what I'm doing!"

Sea Captain: "The dolphins are upon us."

Smithers: "The man became consumed by greed; he'd steal from anyone!"

Smithers: "This résumé is very impressive."

Little Vicki: "We all do crazy things when we're desperate."

Little Vicki: "You've just got to turn that frown upside down."

Little Vicki: "A great big sunshine hello to you."

Groundskeeper Willy: "You canna do that, sir – you don't have the power!"

Willy the groundskeeper: "I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?"

Woman: "Is there anything they won't do?"

Woman: "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

Woman: "Cheap bastards."

Chambermaid: <gasp> "Oh, good lord!"

Woman: "Do you have any idea how this might have happened?"

Movementarian woman: "It certainly is a beautiful day. We should thank the Leader."

Woman: "Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm."