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Rachel Griffiths as Brenda: "It's, uh, it's what Billy does. He takes pictures of people when they're off-guard. He's got a talent. It's art."

Peter Krause as Nate Fisher: "No, it's f***ed!!"

Lauren Ambrose: "If we live our lives the right way, then every single thing we do becomes a work of art."

Rachel Griffiths: "I guess that's just too f***ing awful to even have a name."

Rachel Griffiths: "I can't... imagine what you must be going through."

Peter Krause: "You have no f***ing concept of what I've been going through!"

Frances Conroy as Ruth Fisher: "God sure has dealt that woman some blows in this life."

Grant Show: "I had sex with, like, 200 women last year, and all the faces are a blur."

Michael C. Hall as David Fisher: "That is such bulls***!"

Richard Jenkins as Nathaniel Fisher: "This business gets under your skin. It's like a f***in' virus."

Ricardo Antonio Chavira as Ramon: "You've been acting like a candy-assed bitch ever since you got married."

Frances Conroy: "I can't promise anything, but I'll try."

Rachel Griffiths: "Let me help you."

Peter Krause: "Help? Why the f*** would you wanna help me?"

Griffiths: "Because I care about you, Nate, and I can't just turn that off."

Krause: "Sure, you can. You've done it before."

Lauren Ambrose: "Ya know what I wish? I wish that just once people wouldn't act like the clichés that they are."

Frances Conroy: "George, come to church with me."

James Cromwell as George Sibley: "Agnostics don't usually go to church, Ruth. That's part of the appeal."

Molly Parker as Nate's rabbi: "All of our actions have consequences. We may not even be aware of them, but they exist nevertheless."

Peter Krause: "What the f*** do you want from me, you crazy, f***in' bitch??"

Rachel Griffiths: "Oh, yeah. I'm crazy! Whoo-hoo, crazy! Scary, crazy, psycho, right?... Ruff! Ruff! Ruff, ruff!"

Rachel Griffiths: "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if I got some hedge clippers and cut off your dick?"

Kellie Waymire: "Okay, f*** you. You are officially dead to me now."

Rachel Griffiths: "That's the thing about depression. If you really allow yourself to feel it, it gets very boring very fast."

Julie White: "What do I get from you? Diddley squat!"

Marina Black: "We should do something. What do you wanna do?"

Lauren Ambrose: "Um ... I don't know. What do you wanna do?"

Black: "What do you feel like doing?"

Ambrose: "I feel like throwing up."

Black: "Me too."

Ambrose: "Is it normal?"

Black: "Totally. Totally."

Peter Krause: "Whoa! Don't blame me if you're not livin' the life you want. That is nobody's fault but your own."

Peter Krause: "You really don't give a f*** about what I'm goin' through, do you?"

Eric Balfour: "You are the only good thing that I have left. Please don't give up on me!"

Bill Cobbs: "Don't try to pull that s*** with me, boy."

Jeremy Sisto: "Don't f***in' talk about me like I'm not here!!"

Rachel Griffiths: "Well, I'm not gonna stop drinking or smoking pot."

Peter Krause: "Ya know, I keep thinkin' that it's gonna get easier, but it just doesn't."

Rachel Griffiths: "Everybody dies, we all die. Everything we ever care about will disappear, so what's the f***ing point of living?!"

Eric Balfour: "Everything I touch turns to s***!"

Lauren Ambrose: "Excuse me for giving a s***!"

Peter Krause: "My eyes were shut, and I was trying not to vomit."

Rachel Griffiths: "You're fantastic!"

Kellie Waymire: "F*** you."

Griffiths: "You are. There is no bulls*** with you. You are just who you are, period."

Frances Conroy: "What is it?"

James Cromwell: "... I believe it's... feces."

Conroy: "Feces?? Who in the world would send you feces in the mail??"

Peter Krause: "Okay, I feel pretty bad right now. Is it really important to make me feel worse?"

Michael C. Hall: "I don't care what you feel."

Krause: "Aw, bulls***. You like it when I feel bad because misery loves company."

Julie White: "Ya know, just because I f***ed ya, that doesn't put us on a first-name basis."

Lauren Ambrose: "F***!"

Eric Balfour: "Oh f***! ... F***!!!"

Timm Sharp: "Why don't you f*** off, bitch, huh?"

Rachel Griffiths: "C'mon, it'll be fun."

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