Television:
The Sopranos      page 1     page 2

Edie Falco: "You call my house again... you ever speak to one of my children again, and I will track you down and I will kill you."

Michael Imperioli as Christopher: "I'll kill all o' you's!! F***in' kill all o' you's!!!"

James Gandolfini: "Leave town, today, right now."

Frank Vincent: "Make it happen."

James Gandolfini: "Mind your own goddamned business, unless you want some o' this, too!"

Judge in Junior's trial: "I see that you are hopelessly deadlocked, and I have no choice but to declare a mistrial."

Vincent Curatola: "Things have a momentum of their own."

James Gandolfini: "Let me tell ya something... She can be a moody bitch."

Michael Imperioli: "I can multi-task, Adriana. I'm not a f***in' retard."

Nancy Marchand: "I suppose it would be better if I never opened my mouth!"

Annabella Sciorra: "Nobody cares if I'm alive or dead!"

Vincent Curatola: "Where you goin'?"

Denise Borino as Ginny Sacramoni: "Nordstrom's. They're having a sale."

James Gandolfini: "Absolutely f***in' not!"

James Gandolfini: "Oh, yeah?"

Nancy Marchand: "You oughta be ashamed of yourself."

Steve Buscemi as Tony Blundetto: "I'm leaving you with a real pile o' s*** in your lap."

Michael Imperioli: "Don't disrespect the pizza parlor!"

Nancy Marchand: "Ohhh, poor you!"

Annabella Sciorra: "Poor you."

James Gandolfini: "Oh, poor you!"

Edie Falco: "Poverty is a great motivator."

James Gandolfini: "When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce."

James Gandolfini: "We're makin' progress!"

James Gandolfini: "Here we go... Here comes the Prozac."

Adriana's doctor: "How ya doin' with the Prozac? Is it helping?"

James Gandolfini: "Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this."

Steven Van Zandt: "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."

James Gandolfini: "I got Pussy on the brain... I always do."

Lorraine Bracco: "Isn't Pussy your friend?"

James Gandolfini: "This thing is a pyramid, since time immemorial... S*** runs downhill, money goes up... It's that simple."

Steve R. Schirripa as Bobby: "Ya know, Quasimodo predicted all this."

James Gandolfini: "Who did what?"

Schirripa: "All these problems, the Middle East, the end of the world."

Gandolfini: "Nostradamus... Quasimodo's the hunchback of Notre Dame."

Schirripa: "Oh, right. Notre Damus."

Gandolfini: "Nostradamus... and Notre Dame. It's two different things completely."

James Gandolfini: "And I don't wanna hear about the f***in' economy, either. I don't wanna hear it!... Sil, break it down for 'em. Which two businesses have traditionally been recession-proof since time immemorial?"

Steven Van Zandt: "Certain aspects of show business and our thing."

Gandolfini: "Now, that's it. That's all I got to say... Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed."

James Gandolfini: "You rely only on family... You trust only blood."

Sfx: Ringtone we hear when Tony's cell phone rings.

Frank Vincent: "There's no scraps in my scrapbook."

Someone: "My self-esteem is nonexistent right now."

Edie Falco: "If I had an ounce of self-respect, I would cut your dick off!"

Jason Cerbone: "We should be out doin' what we gotta do."

Steven Van Zandt: "Oh, shut the f*** up!"

(Thanks, Dan.)

James Gandolfini: "Shut the f*** up!!"

Tony Sirico as Paulie: "I want a sit-down."

James Gandolfini: "Let sleepin' dogs lie."

Tony Sirico: "Don't give me that smart-aleck s***."

Edie Falco: "You can lose that smart mouth right now."

Edie Falco: "What – you have something you want to say to me??"

Annabella Sciorra: "And, I'm sorry, and it'll never happen again, ever."

Lorraine Bracco: "Here we are, as always, back at square one."

FBI boss: "I suggest – in the strongest possible terms – that you start telling us what you know."

Michael Imperioli: "We gotta stop the madness."

Lorraine Bracco: "We have to stop now."

James Gandolfini: "Don't be stupid... even in the short term."

Drea de Matteo as Adriana La Cerva: "What happened to not sweatin' the small stuff, huh?"

James Gandolfini: "How 'bout a little sympathy here. What've you got – f***in' ice in your veins?"

James Gandolfini: "I don't wanna talk to you anymore."

James Gandolfini: "Somebody's talkin' too much... It's costing me money."

James Gandolfini: "Thank God for that, hah?"

James Gandolfini: "Now, that's it. I don't wanna hear nothin' else."

David Margulies as Neil Mink: "Look... trials are there to be won."

Carmela's doctor: "Think we might be looking at a viral syndrome."

James Gandolfini: "Want a drink?"

James Gandolfini: "What's the matter?... What did I do now, huh?... What did I do?... Huh? What did I do??"

Edie Falco: "What does she have that I don't have?"

James Gandolfini: "What the f*** ya gonna do."

Tony Sirico: "What's that prick want?"

James Gandolfini: "I'm the person who says how things go. That's who I think I am."

Lorraine Bracco: "Why are you telling me this?"

<long pause>

James Gandolfini, mumbling: "I don't know."

Vincent Curatola: "Why the f*** would I ever trust somebody who would leave me holding my cock like this??"

James Gandolfini: "Mother of Christ, is this a woman thing? You ask me how I'm feeling; I tell you how I'm feeling; and now you're gonna torture me with it."

Tony Sirico: "You're a wormy cock-sucker, ya know that?"

James Gandolfini: "What the f***!!"

Robert Iler as Anthony, Jr.: " 'What rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born.' "

Tony Sirico: "Heh?"

Iler: "Yeets."

Jamie-Lynn Sigler: "A.J. ..."

Other guy: "Yeats?"