Television:
Miscellaneous

Lucy: "You blockhead!" (Peanuts)

Linus: "Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie-Browniest." (Peanuts)

Snoopy laughing.

Sound we hear when the school teacher is talking.

Popeye singing, with music: "I'm Popeye, the sailor man."

Sfx: Toot, toot!

Popeye singing a cappela: "I'm Popeye, the sailor man."

Sfx: Toot, toot!

The first 3.18 seconds of the theme song for Popeye.

Jack Palance: "Believe it... or not." (Ripley's Believe It or Not)

Louis Gossett, Jr.: "Now, you listen to ole Fiddler if you wants to keep alive. You... in... America now. You hear me talkin', n***a? You in America." (Roots)

Lavar Burton: "Kunta... Kunta Kinte."

Louis Gossett, Jr.: "Naw, that's your African name. Massah give you a new name. Massah say you name... Toby." (Roots)

Rush Limbaugh: "I like fat guys on TV." (The Rush Limbaugh Show)

Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford: "Shut up, dummy." (Sanford and Son)

Fred: "Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?" (Scooby Doo)

Sound effects for bionic jumping. (The Six Million Dollar Man)

Singer: "The Sooooooouuuuuuuuul Train!" (The Soul Train)

Martin Landau: "That computer seems to be telling us just what we want to hear." (Space: 1999)

Spongebob Squarepants laughing.

Spongebob laughing, followed by a rimshot.

Spongebob Squarepants: "We all gotta laugh at ourselves once in a while. I do it all the time!"

Spongebob laughing repeatedly.

Fish: "Oh, brother! This guy stinks!"

Wonder Twins: "Wonder Twin powers, activate!" (Superfriends)

Wonder Twins: "Wonder Twin powers, deactivate!" (Superfriends)

Man: "Look, up in the sky! It's a bird!"

Woman: "It's a plane!"

2nd Man: "It's Superman!" (Superman)

Jeff Probst: "I'll leave you with this final thought." (Survivor)

Jeff Probst: "This game changes minute by minute. It certainly does." (Survivor)

Jeff Probst: "The tribe has spoken." (Survivor)

Baby giggles. (Teletubbies)

Announcer: "This is a test. For the next 60 seconds, this station will conduct a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test."

Ed McMahon: "Heeeeeeeerrre's Johnny." (The Tonight Show)

Ed McMahon: "Making his final appearance on The Tonight Show, Carnak the Magnificent!"

Billy Mumy: "You're a bad man! You're a very bad man!" (The Twilight Zone)

A portion of the theme song from The Twilight Zone.

Rod Serling: "Your next stop ... The Twilight Zone."

Announcer: "Underdog!"

Woman: "Help! Help, help!" (Underdog)

Wally Cox as Underdog: "There's no need to fear – Underdog is here!" (Underdog)

Man: "They'll go easy on me, won't they, Mr. Ness?"

Robert Stack: "Three murders in two weeks? They'll go easy with you, all right. They'll put a cushion on the electric chair." (The Untouchables)

Rhonda Shear: "Hi, it's me, Rhonda, on USA Up All Night!"

Announcer: "The following program contains scenes and language of a frank and explicit nature. Viewer discretion is advised."

Announcer: "The following program is for mature audiences."

Annie: "You are the weakest link. Goodbye." (Weakest Link)

Singers: "Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back." (Welcome Back, Kotter)

Regis: "Is this your final answer?" (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?)

Winnie the Pooh: "Oh, bother!"

Howard Hesseman as Johnny Fever: "Don't you people get it? It was the phone cops!" (WKRP in Cincinnati)

Woody Woodpecker laughing.

Gillian Anderson as Agent Dana Scully: "Have you checked your email this morning?" (The X-Files)