Movies:
Iron Man

Clark Gregg as S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson: "You've got... 90 seconds."

Robert Downey, Jr., as Tony Stark: "It is one thing to question the official story and another thing entirely to make wild accusations."

Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts: "Don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ask me to do anything like that ever again."

Jeff Bridges as Obadiah Stane: "What a joy it is to receive this very prestigious award."

Robert Downey, Jr., as Tony Stark: "They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far."

Gwyneth Paltrow: "I thought it'd be bigger."

Gwyneth Paltrow: "I'll put something in the book, shall I?"

Gwyneth Paltrow: "Are those bullet holes?"

Robert Downey, Jr.: "Cheeseburger first."

Robert Downey, Jr.: "Looks like it's gonna be an early Christmas."

Gwyneth Paltrow: "I've got your clothes here. They've been dry-cleaned and pressed."

Robert Downey, Jr.: "It doesn't matter. We own the controlling interest in the company."

Robert Downey, Jr.: "What's the world coming to when a guy's gotta crash his own party?"

Leslie Bibb as Christine Everhart: "You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?"

Robert Downey, Jr.: "Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint."

Jeff Bridges: "That's a dead end, right?"

Clark Gregg: "Listen. I know this must be a trying time for you, but we need to debrief you. There's still a lot of unanswered questions, and time can be a factor with these things."

Robert Downey, Jr.: "Don't wait up for me, honey."

Robert Downey, Jr.: "Is it better to be feared or respected? I say... is it too much to ask for both?"

Terrence Howard: "You're about to make a whole lot of people around here real happy."

Robert Downey, Jr.: "Time to hit the button!!"

Jeff Bridges: "Hold still, ya little prick!"

Robert Downey, Jr.: "Tell ya what... throw a little hot-rod red in there."

Paul Bettany as the voice of Jarvis, the computer: "Yes. That should help you keep a low profile."

Jeff Bridges: "You really think that just because you have an idea, it belongs to you?"

Robert Downey, Jr.: "It's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we've got."

Terrence Howard: "It is still unclear who or what intervened, but I can assure you that the United States government was not involved."

Robert Downey, Jr.: "I am Iron Man."

Music: A few bars of Iron Man, originally recorded by Black Sabbath.

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Sfx: Warning alarm.

Paul Bettany as the voice of Jarvis, the computer: "You are not authorized to access this area."

Paul Bettany: "Sir, there are still terabytes of calculations needed."

Paul Bettany: "Importing preferences and calibrating virtual environment."

Paul Bettany: "Estimated completion time is five hours."

Robert Downey, Jr.: "Jarvis, you there?"

Paul Bettany: "At your service, Sir."

Paul Bettany: "Test complete. Preparing to power-down and begin diagnostics."

Paul Bettany: "I have indeed been uploaded, Sir. We're on-line and ready."

Paul Bettany: "As you wish."