Television:
Dennis Miller Live

Dennis Miller: "You are a bad, bad man, O.J."

Dennis Miller: "What is cool today may not be cool tomorrow. That's why it's best just to be yourself... ya know, unless, of course, you're an a**hole."

Dennis Miller: "Hey, we Americans will buy anything. And if you need further proof of that, the last time I checked, President Clinton's approval ratings were nearing 70 percent, okay?"

Dennis Miller: "But let's cut to the chase, folks. S*** is s***... no matter how you frame it."

Dennis Miller: "Let's cut to the chase."

Dennis Miller: "I disagree with you on a lot of this stuff... and I feel like a good man, too."

Dennis Miller: "Let's face it... We are a bunch of goofy motherf***ers."

Dennis Miller: "Trust me... You'll be ignored like the bus boy at Hooters."

Dennis Miller: "I don't wanna get off on a rant here, but this country's so intolerant right now, they might as well change the plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty to read 'Go the f*** back to F***-atania.' "

Dennis Miller: "We see ourselves as independent, living-my-life-without-the-government-on-my-back Marlboro men until something goes wrong, whereupon we turn into whiny, litigious cry-babies, looking for someone to foot the bill for our f***-ups."

Dennis Miller: "I'm okay, you're okay, bitch."

Dennis Miller: "Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here..."

Dennis Miller: "O. J. ... If you wore the shoes, you must lose."

Dennis Miller: "Damn you, Y2K bug. Damn you to hell."