Television:
The Simpsons:   Mr. Burns

Mr. Burns: "I've obtained a rare, powerful aphrodisiac."

Mr. Burns: "Ya know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate."

Mr. Burns: "This sounds like bad news."

Mr. Burns: "D'oh, balderdash!"

Mr. Burns: "Now, it would involve betrayal and unspeakable evil."

Mr. Burns: "It would be like taking candy from a baby."

Mr. Burns: "Capital!"

Mr. Burns: "Well, it seems to be some sort of communiqué."

Mr. Burns: "You call this a super computer??"

Mr. Burns: "All right, you're dismissed. I'll take it from here."

Mr. Burns: "Excellent!"

Mr. Burns: "Excellent!"

Mr. Burns: "Excellent."

Mr. Burns: "We need some excitement around here!"

Mr. Burns: "I'm making you my executive vice president."

Mr. Burns: "You're fired!"

Mr. Burns: "Oh, I get it. I'm on to you."

Mr. Burns: "Actually I was wondering if you were free for a little get-together tonight."

Mr. Burns: "Halloween is upon us!"

Mr. Burns: "May I help you?"

Mr. Burns: "In time, in time."

Mr. Burns: "How could you be so irresponsible?"

Mr. Burns: "We're the laughing stock of the town!"

Mr. Burns: "I think I'm in love."

Mr. Burns: "I'm head-over-heels in love!"

Mr. Burns: "True love at last!"

Mr. Burns: "I want to be loved."

Homer: "I see... Well, I'll need some beer."

Mr. Burns: "You're sure you just haven't made thousands of mistakes?"

Jingle for Burns' gubernatorial campaign: "Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns!"

Mr. Burns: "I'll do no such thing!"

Mr. Burns: "This is a golden opportunity!"

Mr. Burns: "That's preposterous."

Mr. Burns: "Good heavens! What kind of radio show is this?"

Mr. Burns: "What act of unmitigated evil shall the Republican Party undertake this week?"

Mr. Burns: "Revenge is a dish best served cold."

Mr. Burns: "You're right! We're getting screwed!"

Mr. Burns: "I need to speak with you in private."

Mr. Burns: "Let's get started."

Mr. Burns: "I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."

Mr. Burns: "Little do they realize their days of suckling at my teat are numbered."

Mr. Burns: "If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it."

Mr. Burns: "Tee de lee de lee dee dee, tee da lee dee dee."

Mr. Burns: "Thank you all so much."

Mr. Burns: "We have to, uh... expel some urine!"

Mr. Burns: "Visual aids help so much. Thank you."

Mr. Burns: "What in blazes are you talking about?!"

Mr. Burns: "What is this? What are you doing?"

Mr. Burns: "How would you improve the worker situation?"

Mr. Burns: "It's working!"