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Sherry Bobbins: "But haven't I taught you people anything?"

Sherry Bobbins: "So you like it this way?"

Carl: "Well, that's why I asked. That's how ya learn, by asking, ya dumb-ass."

Superintendent Chalmers: "Holy jumpin' Caesar's catfish!"

Cletus: "Are you some kinda moron?"

Cletus: "Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore."

Comic book guy: "Oh goody -- now I know whatever happened to Baby Jane."

Comic book guy: "Best ... death ... ever!"

Comic book guy: "What is this -- Bizarro World?"

Comic book guy: "Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world."

Comic book guy: "Ah, a superb choice."

Professor Frink: "She's good ... she's very good."

Sheri or Terri: "He's a smelly, ugly dork."

Girl: "If you want peace, you must prepare for war."

Stagehand: "I don't think he's coming back."

Dr. Hibbert: "Fine ... more money for me."

Dr. Hibbert: "I'm afraid it's not that simple."

Theme music for the Itchy and Scratchy Show.

Longer version of the Itchy and Scratchy Show theme music.

Kang: "Just watch us."

Kang or Kodos: "This is your last chance."

Kang: "You mean you never told him?"

Kodos: "Take us to your leader."

Ms. Krabappol: "You don't have the guts to take us all on!"

Ms. Krabappol: "Whatever."

Mr. Largo: "You'll have to do a lot better than that."

Mr. Largo: "Aaah, stop with your devil music!"

Mrs. Lovejoy: "Oohh! Won't somebody please think of the children?!"

Reverend Lovejoy: "I was once idealistic like you."

Rev. Lovejoy: "Well, come on -- use your imagination!"

Rev. Lovejoy: "See you in hell!"