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Homer: "It all happened in 1990."

Homer: "Aaaaaaahhh!!"

Homer: "Well, it's about time."

Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

Homer: "Alcohol is a way of life. Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it!."

Homer: "All right, all right."

Homer: "Yeah, and that's another thing!"

Homer: "Anybody care what this guy thinks?"

Crowd: "No!"

Homer: "Oh, why won't anyone give me an award?"

Homer: "Beer ... beer!"

Homer: "Well, I'll need some beer."

Marge: "Who's up for some beers?"

Homer: "I am!"

Stephen Hawking: "That's the smartest thing I've heard all day."

Moe: "Here, here, have a free beer."

Homer: "Really? ... Wow, a free beer."

Homer: "But I need that beer now!"

Homer: "Aw, man, I need a beer!"

Homer: "Mmmmm ... beer."

Movementarian woman: "Would you rather have beer, or complete and utter contentment?"

Homer: <pause> "What kinda beer?"

Homer: "Me ... love ... beer."

Homer: "Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! <gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp> But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

Homer: "No! ... No! ... Beer bring pain!"

Homer: The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers."

Homer: "Don't think about beer ... don't think about beer ... don't think about beer!"

Homer: "But this is only the beginning."

Homer: "I've got a better idea."

Homer: "Do you have a better idea?"

Homer blathering.

Homer blathering.

Homer blithering.

Homer blathering.

Homer: "Blah, blah, blah, blah. Yours truly, some bozo."

Homer: "Booooobies."

Homer: "Bor-ing!"

Homer: "I'll figure it out. I'm gonna use all the power of my brain."

Homer burping.

Homer: "I have a feeling this business is going to consume our whole lives."

Homer: "I'm not gonna stand for this! I'm gonna call the newspapers, the TV stations, the gas stations ... everybody!"

Homer: "Oh, I can't afford that!"

Homer: "This can't be happening!"

Homer: "Now, I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day."

Homer: "Oh, I can't take it anymore!"

Homer: "Don't make me choose!"

Homer: "Well, it's time to get some closure... extreme closure."

Homer: "Are you coming on to me?"

Marge: "No! Good night. Sheesh."

Homer: "That does it! I'm getting a computer!"

Homer: "Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer was the smartest thing we ever did!"

Homer: "Computers can do that?"

Homer: "Where am I -- the planet Cornball?"

Homer: "You so crazy."

Homer sings a stupid ditty.

Homer: "You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!"

Homer: "C'mon, I dare ya."

Homer: "Darn tootin'."

Homer: "Do I have to draw you a diagram?"

Homer: "Yeah! You do your own dirty work!"

Homer: "D'oh!"

Homer: "D'oh!"

Homer: "D'oh! ... uhm, okay."

Homer: "D'oh!!"

Homer: "D'oh!" (with reverb effect)

Homer: "Wait a second ... I don't like the sound of that!"

Homer: "I don't think so."

Homer: "Those young people are about to get a dose of reality."

Homer: "Those finks double-crossed me!"

Homer eating.

Homer: "The whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time."

Homer: "Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"

Marge: "It's an ending. That's enough."

Homer: "I'm enjoying my life too much to care! And you should be too!"

Homer: "Oh man! This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's comet collided with the moon."

Lisa: "That never happened, Dad."

Homer: "Sure it didn't."

Homer: "And that's my cue to exit."

Homer: "If we're ever gonna earn paper money, we have to expand our operation."

Homer: "Yesterday was a real eye opener."

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