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The Simpsons:
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Homer: "We've fallen behind – way behind."
Homer: "That's false advertising!"
Homer: "This is everybody's fault but mine."
Homer: "I hope you realize this is all your fault."
Homer: "I don't feel so good."
Homer: "Feeling stupid? I know I am!"
Homer: "Fine... I'll drop everything I'm doing just for you!"
Homer: "Let me be the first to say... Aaaaahhh!!" etc.
Homer: <singing to the tune of the Batman TV series theme song> "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Fishing!" etc.
Homer: "500 dollars?? Aw, forget it!"
Homer: "Oh, it's so hard to get to 500 words!"
Homer: "Forget it!"
Homer: "Oh, ho, ho, that's beautiful! We could make a fortune!"
Homer: "Oh, I get it!"
Homer: "I've got a better idea ... Get the hell out!"
Homer: "Getting old is a terrible thing."
Homer: "Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!"
Homer: "Go to hell!!"
Homer: "I know what's goin' on here."
Homer: "Boy! A good man really is hard to find."
Homer: "C'mon, ya gotta believe me."
Homer: "And now ... the grand finale."
Homer: "I'm sorry I lied to you, Marge, but this gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he's holding a gun."
Homer: "If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
Homer: "Happy anniversary, baby!"
Homer: "Hasta la vista, baby!"
Homer: "So, you all hate me?"
Homer: "I hate this place! Why am I here??"
Homer: "Hello."
Homer: "Well, don't worry – I can help ya."
Homer: "How could you? I was so close!"
Homer: "How many lives must you ruin??"
Homer: "All right, how much do you charge?"
Homer: "Wait a minute ..."
Sfx: Ice cream truck bells.
Homer: "<Gasp> Ice cream truck! ... Me! Me! I was here first!"
Homer: "Let's see ... What's in the news today?"
Homer: "Has the whole world gone insane??"
Homer: "Ooo, they have the Internet on computers now."
Homer: "Oh, yeah, everybody's making money off the Internet except us."
Homer: "Ever heard of a little thing called the Internet?"
Homer: "Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?"
Homer: "The girls of the Internet ... Ooo, I'd go on-line with them any day!"
Homer: "I am invincible! Invincible! Yeah ... Owww!!"
Homer: "I can be a jerk, and no one can stop me! Hee, hee!"
Homer: "Everyone laugh at the funny joke! Ha, ha!"
Homer: "Let's not jump to conclusions, everyone."
Homer: "Why are you torturing me? I'm just a man!"
Homer: "This is a highly sophisticated doo-whacky. If you don't use it responsibly, kablammo!"
Homer: "Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families."
Homer: "Kiss my hairy, yellow butt."
Homer: "Well, well, well, if it isn't Professor Know-It-All."
Homer: "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
Homer: "The Leader knows all and sees all!"
Homer: "I love the Leader!"
Homer: "There's a lesson here for all of us."
Homer: "You liar. Why would you make up a lie like that?"
Homer: "That's a damned lie, and you know it."
Homer: "What would you like to do now more than anything in the world?"
Homer: "Uh, well, he seemed like a loner... Kept to himself, mostly."
Homer: "<sobbing> Oh, I've lost everything! I can't go on!"
Mr. Burns: "I want to be loved."
Homer: "I see ... Well, I'll need some beer."
Homer: "To be loved, you have to be nice to people... every day. But, to be hated, you don't have to do squat."
Homer: "All I wanna know is... will you make me the luckiest guy in the world?"
Homer: "Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, ho, ha ... Oh, you must be mad."
Homer: "Mail call ... Gather 'round, everyone!"
Homer: "The mail! The mail is here! Oooo."
Homer: "You're living in a world of make-believe, with flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats."
Homer: "Yep. Man 1, machine 0. How do you like that score?"
Homer: "She's stuck now. We're married – till death do us part."
Homer: "I can see this means a lot to you."
Homer sings the jingle for Meow Mix cat food.
Homer: "I made such a mess of things! <sob>"
Homer: "Geez Louise! Look at this mess!"
Homer: "This is your mess, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean it up."
Homer: "Mmmm ... Barbecue."
Homer: "Mmmm ... Beer."
Homer: "Mmmm ... 64 slices of American cheese."
Homer: "Mmmm ... Chicken."
Homer: "Mmmm ... whore's doovers."
Homer: "Mmmm ... Soylent Green."
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