Television:
The Simpsons:  Homer   1   2   3   4

Homer: "Go ahead and smile, smart guy. I'm gonna mop you up like turkey gravy."

Homer: "I promise we'll have more fun this time!"

Homer: "Oh, God, my back! It hurts so much! And my job is so unfulfilling!"

Homer: "Awww, my life is ruined!"

Homer: "That's a negatory, good buddy!"

Homer: "Nothing good has ever come out of New York City."

Homer: "I don't wanna go to New York City! New York is a hell hole!"

Homer: "I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that."

Homer: "This is a nightmare!"

Homer: "No ... no, no!"

Homer: "Nope."

Lisa: "Nope."

Bart: "Nope."

Marge: "Nope."

Homer: "Sorry ... no can do."

Homer: "No kid is worth that."

Homer: "Oh, no. I'm not falling for that again!"

Homer: "Whoa-ho-ho! Not me!"

Homer: "I can see I'm not needed here."

Homer: "If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

Homer: "Oh, now what?"

Homer: "Yeah, yeah, that's his problem -- he's a nut!"

Homer: "Nuts!"

Homer: "You better get this all out of your system right now."

Homer: "What?! This is an outrage!"

Homer: "That's it -- I'm outta here."

Homer: "Outta my way, jerk-ass!"

Marge: "All right, all right, now you're overstimulated. Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right to bed."

Homer: "Whoo hoo!"

Homer: "It's really painful!!"

Homer: "Hey! How come my pay is so low?"

Homer: "I think I've got the perfect solution!"

Homer: "The phone company is bamboozling you!"

Sfx: Phone ringing.

Homer: "Hello."

Homer: "This place is so strange!"

Homer: "You can't let yourself end up in a place like this."

Secret Service agent: "Scuse me, sir, where ya goin'?"

Homer: "I'm going to punch George Bush in the face!"

Agent: "Okay, is he expecting you?"

Homer: "I ought to punch you in the nose!"

Homer: "I've thought about what you said, Honey, and I've decided to quit."

Homer: "Are you ready to rock? ... 'Cause here we go!"

Homer: "Oh, now what? If you're still mad at me I'm gonna be really mad."

Homer: "Hey, I don't remember sayin' that!"

Homer: "Ohh! I'm just going to rest for a minute ... <snore>"

Homer: "Well, we'll have to dip into the retirement fund again."

Homer: "Aww, what a rotten day!"

Homer: "Run for your lives, everyone! This is not a drill!"

Homer: "Hey, if you don't like it, go to Russia."

Homer: "It's sacrilegious, I tell ya!"

Homer: "This closes the saddest chapter in American history."

Homer: "How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?"

Homer: "In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic."

Homer: "Wait a minute! This could be some kind of scam ... or possibly scam-ola!"

Homer: "I have a scandalous story of my own."

Homer: "Oh, yeah, they're always trying to screw ya."

Homer: "Well, there were script problems from day one."

Bart: "Didn't seem like anybody even read the script."

Homer: "That was the problem."

Homer: "Well, I'll have to pull a few strings with the boys in Security."

Homer: "I see the light!"

Homer: "Hey, that's super. See ya later!"

Homer: "I want to set the record straight."

Homer: "Shut up, boy."

Homer: "Shut up, or I'll shut you up!"

Homer: "You're all sick!"

Homer: "Singing is the lowest form of communication."