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Television:
The Simpsons:
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Homer: "Go ahead and smile, smart guy. I'm gonna mop you up like turkey gravy."
Homer: "I promise we'll have more fun this time!"
Homer: "Oh, God, my back! It hurts so much! And my job is so unfulfilling!"
Homer: "Awww, my life is ruined!"
Homer: "That's a negatory, good buddy!"
Homer: "Nothing good has ever come out of New York City."
Homer: "I don't wanna go to New York City! New York is a hell hole!"
Homer: "I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that."
Homer: "This is a nightmare!"
Homer: "No ... no, no!"
Homer: "Sorry ... no can do."
Homer: "No kid is worth that."
Homer: "Nope."
Lisa: "Nope."
Bart: "Nope."
Marge: "Nope."
Homer: "Oh, no. I'm not falling for that again!"
Homer: "Whoa-ho-ho! Not me!"
Homer: "I can see I'm not needed here."
Homer: "If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."
Homer: "Oh, now what?"
Homer: "Yeah, yeah, that's his problem – he's a nut!"
Homer: "Nuts!"
Homer: "You better get this all out of your system right now."
Homer: "What?? This is an outrage!"
Homer: "That's it – I'm outta here."
Homer: "Outta my way, jerk-ass!"
Marge: "All right, all right, now you're overstimulated. Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right to bed."
Homer: "Whoo hoo!"
Homer: "It's really painful!!"
Homer: "Hey! How come my pay is so low?"
Homer: "I think I've got the perfect solution!"
Homer: "The phone company is bamboozling you!"
Sfx: Phone ringing.
Homer: "Hello."
Homer: "This place is so strange!"
Homer: "You can't let yourself end up in a place like this."
Secret Service agent: "Scuse me, sir, where ya goin'?"
Homer: "I'm going to punch George Bush in the face!"
Agent: "Okay, is he expecting you?"
Homer: "I ought to punch you in the nose!"
Homer: "I've thought about what you said, Honey, and I've decided to quit."
Homer: "Are you ready to rock? ... 'Cause here we go!"
Homer: "Oh, now what? If you're still mad at me I'm gonna be really mad."
Homer: "Hey, I don't remember sayin' that!"
Homer: "Ohh! I'm just going to rest for a minute... <snore>"
Homer: "Well, we'll have to dip into the retirement fund again."
Homer: "Aww, what a rotten day!"
Homer: "Run for your lives, everyone! This is not a drill!"
Homer: "Hey, if you don't like it, go to Russia."
Homer: "It's sacrilegious, I tell ya!"
Homer: "This closes the saddest chapter in American history."
Homer: "How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?"
Homer: "In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic."
Homer: "Wait a minute! This could be some kind of scam... or possibly scam-ola!"
Homer: "I have a scandalous story of my own."
Homer: "Oh, yeah, they're always trying to screw ya."
Homer: "Well, there were script problems from day one."
Bart: "Didn't seem like anybody even read the script."
Homer: "That was the problem."
Homer: "Well, I'll have to pull a few strings with the boys in Security."
Homer: "I see the light!"
Homer: "Hey, that's super. See ya later!"
Homer: "I want to set the record straight."
Homer: "Shut up, boy."
Homer: "Shut up, or I'll shut you up!"
Homer: "You're all sick!"
Homer: "Singing is the lowest form of communication."
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