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The Simpsons:  Homer   1   2   3   4

Homer: "What am I supposed to do? Just sit on my ass and watch TV?"

Homer: "That girl sleeps with everybody."

Homer: "Come on. We all know this is small potatoes."

Homer: "I'm the smartest businessman in the world!"

Homer: "We live in a society of laws!"

Homer: "I'm sorry to hear that!"

Homer: "Awww! It's been St. Patrick's Day for hours, and I'm still not drunk yet!"

Homer: "All right, I hear ya, Honey. Change into something nice. We're steppin' out."

Homer: "I'm sick of all your stereotypes and cheap jokes!"

Homer: "Please, kids, stop fighting!"

Homer: "Whoo hoo! Stop the presses!"

Homer: "This is kind of stupid."

Homer: "It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything."

Homer: "Stupid president. Why couldn't he just stay in his own state?"

Homer: "<sob> All right! Just go ahead and sue me! Everybody else does! The average settlement is $68,000."

Homer: "Hey, everybody! I got a big surprise for you! Presenting ... my mother!"

Homer: "Oh, man, that's sweet!"

Homer: "Sweet merciful crap!"

Homer: "I don't wanna talk about it. <sob>"

Homer: "Oh, it feels so good to talk to another human being!"

Homer: "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Homer: "What?! This is an outrage! It's the biggest tax increase in history!"

Homer: "With 10,000 dollars we'd be millionaires!"

Homer: "Well, let's put 'im to the test."

Homer: "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, you wonderful man!"

Homer: "Okay, that didn't work. But I know something that will."

Homer: "Ooo, that's bad."

Homer: "That's good."

Homer: "You're my ticket out of this hell hole!"

Homer: "Fifty bucks for a toy? No kid is worth that."

Homer: "You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try."

Homer: "I'll deal with those murderous trolls."

Homer: "Trying is the first step toward failure."

Homer: "If you're trying to impress me, you've failed."

Homer: "This could be useful."

Marge: "You really should have voted, Homer."

Homer: "<pshaw> It wouldn't have made a difference."

Homer: "Hey, wait a minute!"

Homer: "I've been waiting all my life to hear that."

Homer: "Liability waiver?"

Nurse: "Don't read it, just sign it. It simply says you won't hold us responsible if you die as a result of gross negligence. It's a standard form."

Homer: "What really burns me up is they didn't give us one word of warning."

Homer: "Hey, that wasn't supposed to happen! Those finks double-crossed me!"

Homer: "Well?"

Homer: "What are you saying?"

Homer: "Yeah, but what are you gonna do?"

Homer: "What have I done? What have I done?!"

Homer: "What am I supposed to do?"

Homer: "What the hell's going on?!"

Homer: "What the hell's going on?"

Homer: "What the hell is that?!"

Homer: "What in the hell are you talking about?"

Homer: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Homer: "What the hell is wrong with you?!"

Homer: "Whatever."

Homer: "What's going on?!"

Homer: "Whoo! Whoo!"

Homer: <sobbing> "Why did this happen? Why?!"

Homer: "Why did you do that?!"

Homer: "When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, blood-sucking monsters, always wantin' more, more, more!"

Homer: "I owe it all to my rewarding work with children."

Homer: "I'm no longer the money-driven workaholic I once was."

Homer: "Don't worry. I've been working on it."

Homer: "D'awwoh! It just gets worse and worse!"

Homer: "This is the worst pain ever! Ow! Oh! Ow!"

Homer: "Everything really wrapped up nicely."

Homer: "Welcome to the humiliating world of professional writing."

Homer: "Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?"

Homer: "You're just yanking my chain, aren't you?"

Homer: "Yes?"

Homer: "Yes! Yes! Oh, God, yes!"

Homer: "Yoo hoo!"

Homer: "You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming."