Movie Stars:
Miscellaneous Movie Stars

Woody Allen: "Oh! Oh! Oh! That's so disgusting! Oh, my God! That's the worst thing I ever heard in my life!" (Crimes and Misdemeanors)

Dan Aykroyd: "I find you unacceptable!" (Coneheads)

Lauren Bacall speaking to Humphrey Bogart: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow." (To Have and Have Not)

Yul Brynner as the king of Siam: "Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera." (The King and I)

Sandra Bullock: "What I wouldn't give for some action." (from Demolition Man, according to Jeff)

Sandra Bullock: "Just think about it. Our whole world is sitting there on a computer. It's in the computer – everything. It's all right there. Everyone is stored in there. It's like this little electronic shadow on each and every one of us, just, just begging for somebody to screw with." (The Net)

Nicolas Cage: "Without disappointment you can't appreciate victory." (Gone in 60 Seconds)

James Coburn: "If I may be so blunt, who gives a s***?" (Payback)

Kevin Costner tells Susan Sarandon: "I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft... wet kisses that last three days." (Bull Durham)

Billy Crudup: "I am a golden god!!" (Almost Famous)

Tom Cruise: "That's incredibly rude. I'm here giving you an interview and answering your questions, and you do something really nasty. You're a jerk."

(Said during a 2005 incident in England after a practical joker -- posing as a reporter -- squirted Cruise in the face with water propelled from a fake microphone while conducting a phony interview.)

Tom Cruise: "You're very upset right now, and I don't think you realize what you're saying." (from Eyes Wide Shut, according to Jen)

Tom Cruise: "What in the hell are you talking about?" (from Eyes Wide Shut, according to Jen)

John Cusack: "When I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish, I wish he'd go away." (Identity)

John Cusack: "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed, ya know, as a career. I don't want to do that." (Say Anything)

James Dean: "You're tearing me apart!... You, you say one thing, he says another, and everybody changes back again!" (Rebel Without a Cause)

Edie Falco: "The important thing is to keep that smile on your face... even if you're drownin'." (Sunshine State)

Sally Field: "Am I bad? Oh, yes." (from The Incredible Journey, according to Carol)

Woman: "Do you like children?"

W.C. Fields: "I do if they're properly cooked." (from Tillie and Gus, according to Kaden)

Kathleen Freeman: "That miserable little bag of puke!" (from Dragnet, according to Frank)

Mel Gibson as William Wallace: "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!" (Braveheart)

Whoopi Goldberg, a.k.a. Caryn Johnson: "Oh, chill out... Chill out!" (Ghost)

Tom Hanks: "Houston, we have a problem." (Apollo 13)

Oliver Hardy: "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into." (movie unknown)

Dustin Hoffman: "Hey! I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!" (Midnight Cowboy)

Dustin Hoffman as Dorothy Michaels: "Shame on you, you macho s***head!" (Tootsie)

Bob Hope: "As far as I'm concerned, this picture's over right now." (unknown movie)

Holly Hunter: "So, tell me you love me... Please, please, please, please... Tell me, tell me, tell me... Oh, tell me... Tell me!" (Always)

Kevin Kline: "What do you do for an encore? Fall asleep?" (Fierce Creatures)

Steve Martin: "Wow! Wow-how-how!! Wow! All I can say is wow!!" (from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, according to John)

Steve Martin: "The new phonebook's here! The new phonebook's here!" (The Jerk)

Groucho Marx: "Any mail for me while I was gone?" (movie unknown)

Groucho Marx: "I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty." (movie unknown)

Walter Matthau: "I can't take it anymore, Felix. I'm crackin' up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. 'We are all out of corn flakes. F.U.' It took me three hours to figure out that 'F.U.' was Felix Unger." (The Odd Couple)

Rik Mayall: "Yuck!! What happened to you??" (from Drop Dead Fred, according to Tracey)

Hayley Mills: "Leave me alone." (Pollyanna)

Pat Morita as Kesuke Miyagi: "Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off." (The Karate Kid)

Amanda Peet: "Have you considered therapy?" (Saving Silverman)

Brad Pitt as Achilles: "Is there no one else??... Is there no one else???" (Troy)

Ronald Reagan: "Where's the rest of me???" (Kings Row)

Keanu Reeves: "I want to get on-line -- I need... a computer!" (Johnny Mnemonic)

Steven Seagal: "Now get your ugly, white ass outta here... Don't come back." (movie unknown)

Kevin Spacey: "Do me a f***ing favor. Shut up, listen, and learn." (Swimming with Sharks)

Meryl Streep: "The dingo took my baby!" (A Cry in the Dark)

Chris Tucker: "Do you understand the words that are comin' out of my mouth?" (Rush Hour)

Kathleen Turner asks Michael Douglas: "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" (The War of the Roses)

Kathleen Turner as the voice of Jessica Rabbit: "I'm not bad... I'm just drawn that way." (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Jim Varney: "Ya better give up them cigarettes, buddy, or the groundhogs'll be bringin' ya your mail. Know what I mean?" (movie unknown)

Christopher Walken: "You would need three promotions to get to be an asshole." (Biloxi Blues)

Christopher Walken: "Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse... wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out... Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse." (Catch Me If You Can)

Peter Weller: "Dead or alive, you are coming with me." (Robocop)

Mae West: "Anytime ya got nothin' to do and lotsa time to do it, come up." (movie unknown)

Mae West: "Why don't ya come up sometime and see me." (movie unknown)

Gene Wilder: "You stupid, ignorant, son-of-a-bitch, dumb bastards! Jesus Christ! I've met some dumb bastards in my time, but you out-do them all!" (Silver Streak)

Dwight Yoakam: "I'll shove it up your ass and snap it off." (Panic Room)